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When someone pretends to be extremely shit face wasted just so they can get laid and have an excuse for fucking such a disgusting ditch pig.
"Man I can't believe I nailed that gross bitch who looks like a troll. I was so beyond wasted."

"Fuck off you liar. Ur such a fake drunk fucker, you knew exactly what you were doing."
by FilthyMan69 May 30, 2007
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