Drumple

The act of violently sniffing/inhaling another's hair

1: Ugh! What did you just do to my hair?
2: I just drumpled you, nothing to worry about.

by magicmadx October 2, 2018

dumpleton dealing

Dumpleton dealing is the skilled art of having the dexterity, skill and experience of dealing a game of poker where the dealer is able to manipulate the cards at the last minute or last round of betting in order that a player who was odds on favourite to win ends up losing to a very unlikely turn of fate. Many dumpleton dealers are also magicians and can adapt there skills easily to close up magic or street cons such as 3 card monte.

Ian had a Full House Aces over Kings, he could only lose to one card, middle pin nine of hearts to give the other guy a straight flush, Sarah was dealing and last card she turned the nine of hearts!! She was dumpleton dealing for sure!!

by GamblersRamblers January 16, 2014

dumplestiltzkin

The act of removing ones bowels.

"That was a crazy buffet bro but I'll be back, I need to take a dumplestiltzkin."

by MR OIZO January 5, 2009

drumble

Describes the sensation one feels when being woken up from a dream after dreaming about falling/tumbling.

I was having a funny dream there and now you have drumbled me.

by Danlod2 November 15, 2018

DUMPLETON

A word derived from the latin for shitcunt...meaning a mass mudering, super rapist with child luring tendancies. Also renowned for wearing outrageos hawaiian shirts and generally looking like a hobo with potential gambling problems. Only known deterrent is Dr Pepper.

''I will eat your young!!!''

Go fuck yourself Dumpleton you muggy creature!!!

He's done a Dumpleton...again... tut tut!!

Lock up your daughters...its Dumpleton time :O

by tobyjug1 July 12, 2009

Dumple Stiltskin

When you attatch a pair of stilts to your feet (Must be 3 feet or longer) and take a dump on somebodys head. Best if done to an unsuspecting victim.

I once saw Manute Bol Dumple Stiltskin on a man's head... WITH NO STILTS!!!

by Den Gilmanderson September 25, 2006

drumble

I. A drunken mumble, usually the cue for someone to be put to bed.

II. A drunken mumble, usually the cue for one to offer the drumbler more drinks.

I. "isa sandwish shop on Arapahoe, ... y'gotta turn left...."
"Dude, your girl is drumbling, you better put her to bed before she pukes."

II. "I'm not drunk! i can still satand, shee? igh fives!"
"That's a drumble! Ya want another drink?"
"Yeah!" (As she topples over)

by BluHipo December 9, 2005