Dumpler

DUMP-ler

Noun
1. a person who makes dumplings
2. a person who crafts delicious small savoury dough snacks filled with meat and/or vegetables.

"I was at a dumpling festival the other day and there was this dumpler with some crazy cool skillz"

"Mum, Dad, I'm a dumpler..."

by Alph3 November 13, 2019

Dumpler

Noun: fecal matter. Other uses- Noun: a short, fat human displaying less than appealing traits.

"My dumpler radar is going off, I'll talk to you guys later."
"No man, she's a level 10 dumpler."

by Rockfam February 8, 2018

dumpleton dealing

Dumpleton dealing is the skilled art of having the dexterity, skill and experience of dealing a game of poker where the dealer is able to manipulate the cards at the last minute or last round of betting in order that a player who was odds on favourite to win ends up losing to a very unlikely turn of fate. Many dumpleton dealers are also magicians and can adapt there skills easily to close up magic or street cons such as 3 card monte.

Ian had a Full House Aces over Kings, he could only lose to one card, middle pin nine of hearts to give the other guy a straight flush, Sarah was dealing and last card she turned the nine of hearts!! She was dumpleton dealing for sure!!

by GamblersRamblers January 16, 2014

Dumperdick Blues

A feeling of loss, sorrow, and total emptiness, because without explanation, your partner has denied all access to the dumper.

I’m not sure what’s going on with Amber, but it’s been at least a month since we have had anal sex. I’ve got a case of the Dumperdick Blues, and if I don’t get into that brown nectar soon, it’s going to get worse.

by Tee Cee Deez February 19, 2019

Thumper Dumper Code Red

The most feared of the craps possible to take that will completely annihilate your anus and any toilet you are using to the point that there is no point of existing after this shear and unholy beast of a teard.

No one has ever survived the apocolyptic and devastaional strike of the massive and utterly ownageness power of the thumper dumper code red, except for me and I live to tell the tale.

by ThumperDumperCodeRedSurvivor January 21, 2012

dumpjerk

When you take a dump and jerk off afterwards since you technically already have your penis out anyway.

I was taking a dump the other day and decided to jerk off since my penis was out anyway; it was a nice dumpjerk

by Paco4u January 9, 2015

bumper dumper

When two cars are parked close enough together that you can rest each a butt cheek on each bumper to take a shit.

Oh man! If i can't find a bathroom i'm going to have to pull a bumper dumper.

by Munchus Maximus December 4, 2013