Drumpler 

Taking a shit and giving a blowjob at the same time. In the same family as a ‘blumkin’, but the positions are reversed, and the person pooping is simultaneously giving a blowjob.

“ I went to brush my teeth while my GF was pooping, and got a drumpler”

Drumpler by Phytz January 10, 2020

Dumpler 

DUMP-ler

Noun
1. a person who makes dumplings
2. a person who crafts delicious small savoury dough snacks filled with meat and/or vegetables.

"I was at a dumpling festival the other day and there was this dumpler with some crazy cool skillz"

"Mum, Dad, I'm a dumpler..."

Dumpler by Alph3 November 13, 2019

Drumper 

An individual that injoys getting intimate with their clothes on with another individual.

A Drumper is also known as "dry humper".

Drumper by Sadsabresfan May 12, 2022

Drumple 

The act of violently sniffing/inhaling another's hair

1: Ugh! What did you just do to my hair?
2: I just drumpled you, nothing to worry about.

Drumple by magicmadx October 2, 2018

drumpfers 

The mindless followers of Donald Trump, believing that he's telling them the truth and encouraged to incite physical violence on anyone who disagrees. These are easily spotted wearing Mexican made hats in red saying "Make America Great Again". See also sheeple

My Muslim brothers, though I don't share your faith, I think you should run, because Drumpfers are headed this way. You know Drumpfers will attack you despite your peaceful ways.

drumpfers by Myrrid July 29, 2016

Drumper 

A female garment that is part dress and part jumper however does not fully own either one look outright.
Often found on older women who are trying to cling to youth, people who just can't make a decision about what to wear.
This stunning look can also be complimented with a big belt to clearly define uper and lower drumper sections thought not recommended if the drumper is being used as a cover for unsightly body features.

My, what a lovley drumper you have on today...
Does that drumper come in plastic or pvc?
What is with that fucking drumper?

Drumper by cockstar June 20, 2011

drumpledorf 

an unintelligent man; reference to Trumps alternative facts: or stupid tweets

Trump is proving to be a real drumpledorf today.
Reading a Trump Tweet, just reminded me of how much of a drumpledorf he is.

drumpledorf by deeds1960 February 6, 2017