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dogmonkey 

The persistence of a dog combined with the cheekiness of a monkey.
That western gentleman is dogmonkeying those ladies hardcore
dogmonkey by graveson February 28, 2009

Gurning Drug Monkey

One who pulls ridiculous faces whilst under the influence of drugs such as E's, Coke, Speed etc.

Can be characterised by excessive jaw motion whilst hammering a piece of chewing gum, wide eyes and a streched out gob contorted into numerous positions.

Can also be used to refer to those smashed out of their tiny little trees on top quality skunk.
1. Look at that fellow, he's a gurning drug monkey...

2. We don't want to walk around Amserdam with a bunch of gurning drug monkeys

Drug Monkey

Someone who has experimented with darn near every drug known to man. Like the monkeys they have used to test drugs on.
Look there goes Tony! How he's still alive I'll never know. That Drug Monkey has tried it all and has mixed thing that shouldn't have been mixed..
Drug Monkey by anonymous December 24, 2021

drug monkey

a body builder who uses growth enhancing drugs such as steroids and human growth hormones.
Look at that drug monkey over there, he needs to lay off the steroids.
drug monkey by surgerbaby April 25, 2011

dogmonkey 

n.

A male who is well versed in the art of sleezing. Must satisfy stringent criteria: namely - 6ft tall (at least), loves drinking, smoking, calls chicks 'seabiscuits', drives at night with his lights off etc...

vb. - to dogmonkey

sleezing on a seabiscuit
Dan: " Gal, hold my drink, I'm going to dogmonkey that broad."
Gal: " Fresh. I'll be at the bar - Nick's just got a pack of lucky strikes in..."

Nick: " Steve, is Mario a dogmonkey"
Steve: " Pfft, he's only 5 ft 9..."
dogmonkey by Mike587 January 8, 2008

Dogmonkey 

Half-breed creature, Half Churchills nodding dog with the head ripped out, half stuffed monkey with a gibralta cap on
Man! the dogmonkey rules.. i het his original head got turned into a pirate and ran over my a car
Dogmonkey by ShavenLunatic October 29, 2003