dogmonkey

The persistence of a dog combined with the cheekiness of a monkey.

That western gentleman is dogmonkeying those ladies hardcore

by graveson February 28, 2009

dogmonkey

n.

A male who is well versed in the art of sleezing. Must satisfy stringent criteria: namely - 6ft tall (at least), loves drinking, smoking, calls chicks 'seabiscuits', drives at night with his lights off etc...

vb. - to dogmonkey

sleezing on a seabiscuit

Dan: " Gal, hold my drink, I'm going to dogmonkey that broad."
Gal: " Fresh. I'll be at the bar - Nick's just got a pack of lucky strikes in..."

Nick: " Steve, is Mario a dogmonkey"
Steve: " Pfft, he's only 5 ft 9..."

by Mike587 January 8, 2008

Dogmonkey

Half-breed creature, Half Churchills nodding dog with the head ripped out, half stuffed monkey with a gibralta cap on

Man! the dogmonkey rules.. i het his original head got turned into a pirate and ran over my a car

by ShavenLunatic October 29, 2003

Demonkey

(Noun) Political Party Portmanteau: (De'mon'key) Demonkey is a new term for the Democratic Party and it's beloved mascot the "Donkey" aka "JACKASS".

"I went to a political rally last night and that Demonkey candidate sure made an ass of himself."

"Are you attending the Demonkey rally today"

by 2smart4U February 21, 2013

demonkeyize

To shave your grizzly, monkey face when it has a bristly, out of control, unkempt beard.

Saddam Hussein needed to demonkeyize his face when he was found and captured, and doctors were looking in his mouth.

by Boffo April 2, 2007

dogmoney

Monetary profit from the sale of narcotics, prostitution,illegal firearms, or other illegal activities
In which has to be laundered.

Dude I ain't taking that cash, that shit's dogmoney.

by LokiHavok April 28, 2006

DOGmoney

The crypto currency fit for all. Dogmoney to the moon.

How can you afford that though? Duh... I've got DOGmoney.

by godyenom May 15, 2021