ShavenLunatic's definitions

Margarine Hater

Posh bird with a privellaged upbringing who believes a bowl of vitalite to be the most "horrid" thing in the world

Posh bird: "Oh gosh, i would never eat margarine, thats for poor people and its disgusting.. just like them"

by ShavenLunatic October 29, 2003

Dogmonkey

Half-breed creature, Half Churchills nodding dog with the head ripped out, half stuffed monkey with a gibralta cap on

Man! the dogmonkey rules.. i het his original head got turned into a pirate and ran over my a car

by ShavenLunatic October 29, 2003

stepped on a duck

To guff, fart, break wind or quack

Jesus dude, that must have ripped your ass..sounded like u just stepped on a duck!

by ShavenLunatic October 31, 2003

Walking Through Treacle

Describing the thickness of the air after someone stepped on a duck and quacked

I was walking down the corridor and Paul farted a few metres infront of me, it was like walking through treacle

by ShavenLunatic October 29, 2003

quacked

pt. Farted, let rip, guffed.

Daves arse: "QUACK!"


Anyone present: "You dirty twat"

by ShavenLunatic October 31, 2003

posh tits

Small perky tits worn beneath a thin top. Almost looking down at you because theyre so posh.

ooh, check that skinny bit out with the post tits, id stick it in her

by ShavenLunatic October 29, 2003

grumble

Hunched over, kleenex in one hand, cock in the other. Adopting a similar position to a grumbling old man

"Wheres Steve?"
"Oh, hes upstairs having a quick grumble before we go out"
"He's allways fucking grumbling"

by ShavenLunatic October 29, 2003