Definitions by ShavenLunatic

stepped on a duck 

To guff, fart, break wind or quack

Jesus dude, that must have ripped your ass..sounded like u just stepped on a duck!

stepped on a duck by ShavenLunatic October 31, 2003

quacked 

pt. Farted, let rip, guffed.

Daves arse: "QUACK!"


Anyone present: "You dirty twat"

quacked by ShavenLunatic October 31, 2003

posh tits 

Small perky tits worn beneath a thin top. Almost looking down at you because theyre so posh.

ooh, check that skinny bit out with the post tits, id stick it in her

posh tits by ShavenLunatic October 29, 2003

Margarine Hater 

Posh bird with a privellaged upbringing who believes a bowl of vitalite to be the most "horrid" thing in the world

Posh bird: "Oh gosh, i would never eat margarine, thats for poor people and its disgusting.. just like them"

Margarine Hater by ShavenLunatic October 29, 2003

Dogmonkey 

Half-breed creature, Half Churchills nodding dog with the head ripped out, half stuffed monkey with a gibralta cap on

Man! the dogmonkey rules.. i het his original head got turned into a pirate and ran over my a car

Dogmonkey by ShavenLunatic October 29, 2003

Beef Curtains 

Piss flaps

Jason Donavan once sang

"I close my eyes.... drew back beef curtains.. aah-aah-aah"

Beef Curtains by ShavenLunatic October 29, 2003

grumble 

Hunched over, kleenex in one hand, cock in the other. Adopting a similar position to a grumbling old man

"Wheres Steve?"
"Oh, hes upstairs having a quick grumble before we go out"
"He's allways fucking grumbling"

grumble by ShavenLunatic October 29, 2003