droosy

The morning after hangover makes one feel drunk and woosy.....for an intoxicated person, it is too hard to put thoughts into words. It is easier to just blur speech.

sober roommate: hurry up
morning after roommate: I have to take it slow, I am still feeling droosy.

droosy by Tylene May 12, 2007

Droosy

Like Drowsy but even more.

“With everything I accomplished today, I’m feeling tired and droosy”

Droosy by DoubleTroubleJ4 November 5, 2020

Drowsy Schiavo 

A method of suicide where one chases a fewe oxycodones with liquor before putting his/her ass over their head (satellite dish position), bulldogging a bottle of NyQuil rectally, and masturbating furiously to achieve orgasm before brain death. So named because one'side face will have the same blank expression as Terri Schiavo before the court ordered her feeding tube removed when their body is discovered.

After JI'm lost his job, life savings, wife, kids, and house in the divorce, he decided to pull a Drowsy Schiavo and get beamed up like Anton Yelchin.

Drowsy Schiavo by Mjolnir12982 August 31, 2016

Droopy 

Droopy is the name of a cartoon dog created in 1943 by Tex Avery and featured in a number of animated short movies produced by the Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer cartoon studio. Originally he did not have a name and was then called Happy Hound before being named Droopy in 1949.

Droopy's meek, deadpan voice and personality were modeled after the character Wallace Wimple on the radio comedy Fibber McGee and Molly; actor Bill Thompson, who played Wimple, was the original voice of Droopy.

Droopy by EliasG October 7, 2015

drowsy driving 

Falling asleep or nodding off while operating a motor vehicle. Can lead to accidents, and is as dangerous as drunk driving.

Reporter: "Drowsy driving has become a big safety problem on our highways."

"My friend works a lot of hours, and is always tired. I tried to make him aware of the drowsy driving issue."

drowsy driving by yes juanito yes October 21, 2014

droopy tea bag 

That act of being tea bagged by an old man.

Charlie was in his 90's, but he stilled like laying his testicles across his wife's face and giving her a droopy tea bag.

droopy tea bag by Nutzen YerMouf February 4, 2018

droopy camel 

Camel toe on an old woman.

When an old woman wears tight skimpy shorts or yoga pants giving her a camel toe.

Typical style of cougars and senile old women.

For Gertrude's 72nd birthday party she wore her skin tight leggings to help show off her assets. Maybe tonight she will get that nice handsome boy from the college to come home with her.

She arrived at the party and started hitting on the college boy, making obscene gestures with her lips. When she pointed down to her droopy camel, the college boy threw up a little bit in his mouth.

droopy camel by Nutzen YerMouf January 19, 2018