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fake drum slut

A slut who wears the mask of being drum horny and really turned on by drummers and their drumming. She will come through the doors with clothes flying off , and slutty knee high boots on, but she will exit through the same door, with not a care or interest in you or anything to do with your passion for drumming in life.

She will insult you and your passion the first chance she gets, and she will play you for whatever she really wants, like a cheap groupie trying to get back stage. She is fake, and she is an evil snake.

Fact is she was never a slut for drums or for you. She is a slut for herself, because sluts use being slutty to get what they want, and drums and genuine love.....sadly are not what she wants.

She’s got school debt to pay, not any time or care, to listen to you play.
That fake drum slut, fooled me again. She took her clothes off while I was playing, and I believed her interest again. I should of known she just wanted to cum again.

I should of known that she was only a fake drum slut, when everything she listens to has nothing but fake drums. Fake slut, fake drums, fake fun, fake love.

Go Fake yourself
fake drum slut by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 21, 2019
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liquid drum and bass 

Ldnb is a sub-genre of Drum & Bass. It's the best. It's just so peaceful; tranquil and majestic. I love it. No matter how hard of a time you are experiencing, you simply need to play some choons and you suddenly get whisked away into the limitless cosmos where only happiness exists. You need a bass implementation device in order to truly experience it, though, since the basslines are a huge factor in how the music heals the soul.

Some really good choons to listen to are:

Logistics - 'Together'
Netsky - 'I refuse'
Jakwob - 'Fade (Etherwood Remix)'
Maduk - 'Ghost Assassin VIP'
Keeno - 'Nocturne'
Keeno - 'Golden Light'
Keeno - 'Dignity Found'
Holly Drummond - 'Forbidden (Vaizo Remix)'
Logistics - 'Over and Out'
Spectrum - 'Together'
Maduk & Nymfo - 'Like This'
Ivy Lab -'Twenty Questions'
Bachelors of Science - 'Strings Track'
Andreya Triana - 'Lullaby (Logistics Remix)'

And billions more. 'Liquicity', 'Hospital Records' and 'UKF Drum & Bass' are all very good YouTube channels for ldnb. Check them out.
"Do you like liquid drum and bass, granddad?"
"I fuckin' LOVE liquid drum and bass, lad!"

snare drum 

The drum in band class that everyone wants to play yet only one or two people can actually play it without messing up the band and making the entire percussion section look bad.
Sucky Drummer: Dude I got snare drum for this song
Good Drummer: Fine, just don't fuck up
Sucky Drummer: *Fucks up*
snare drum by Xythin February 21, 2010
A girl that is only hott when you are drunk
a) "BRO, did you see that hott babe I hooked up with last night at Sig Ep!?"
"WTF dude!? She was such a drimble!"

b)Drunk Guy: "Hey girl, you are such a drimble"
Girl:"Whats that?"
Drunk Guy: Dont worry bout it baby come give me some dome."

c) "I'm about to facebook that hot bitch from the party last night that I met when I was wasted."
10 seconds later..
"FUCKKKKKKKK!!! She is such a fuckin drimble! Fuck this shit!"
Drimble by Johnnyboy814 September 5, 2010

State of Drimbo 

A phrase, deriving from a combination of the words "drinking" and "limbo", used to describe the unique yet indiscernible in-between phase after being sloshed but before being hungover. (i.e. When you've woken up after a night of drinking, and you feel tired and wousy, yet slap-happy with the lingering remnants of intoxication.)

"Drimbo" for short.
"Drimbolicious" as an adjective form.
1. Person A: Geez, I was bumpin' into the walls of the
shower this morning. Deep in a state of drimbo.

2. Person B: Damn son, I got slizzard on that Patrón last
night.
Person C: Fo' real? Shit. How you feelin' now?
Person B: I'm aight. Ain't hungover, I'm in drimbo.

3. Person D: Yo, you wanna go hit the gym, play some b-ball?
Person E: Not now, man, my body's still drimbolicious
from last night.
State of Drimbo by mo' problems March 16, 2008
"Dripmas" is a derivative of the word "drip."

Dripmas is acquired when one flexes in all the Christmas gifts they got, and stunt on everybody because they have money.

Dripmas can also happen when one flexes how good they look at their Christmas party.
Person 1: Man, did you see cousin Tom, he's really out here defining Dripmas!

Person 2: Yeah bro, Dripmas is forreal when he comes around.
Dripmas by Tisso2001 December 26, 2018
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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