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Van Driessen 

The sensitive, much-beleaguered, long-haired school teacher from Beavis and Butthead. His efforts to seamlessly integrate a hippie sensibility while taking on the role of the modern school teacher/authority figure could often lead to interesting consequences.

Mr. Van Driessen, as his students called him, sometimes tried to inspire them and enrich their learning experience through the use of song, which often seemed to lead him into some kind of trouble. He wrote such campfire tunes as "Men Have Feelings, Too" and "Touch a Mountain".

During one field trip, the students were becoming restless during the bus ride so he decided to calm them down with a performance of the second song mentioned, which became sadly prophetic as the bus driver made a, shall we say, confidently sudden stop and Mr. Van Driessen and his guitar were thrown mid-song through the windshield of the school bus and down a treacherous cliff.

He was later recovered by medics and brought up by helicopter although unfortunately not escaping many cuts and bruises brought on from the 100 ft+ descent.
Mr. Van Driessen asked the students to sit in a circle in a group exercise to help them to appreciate and respect each other's feelings.
Van Driessen by Eponymous Bosch November 14, 2004

dripless 

not knowing how to fuckin dress or not knowing where to shop.
a nigga real dripless right now”-De’Ari
dripless by De’ari Burton June 27, 2021

Dripless gang 

Some might say a knock off of Fully Ghetto gang, but its just a bunch of losers that started skating in 2015 in a town without a skate park or a skate scene and decided to film shit.
Dripless gang? Nah bro ive only heard of Fully Ghetto gang
Dripless gang by Manlymen1 March 27, 2021

Dipressed 

when you are so depressed you feel like dying.
Josh, I am so dipressed! I'm so fat and I have so many papers to do
Dipressed by dipressedcreator December 4, 2017

Dripression 

Someone's who depressed and drippy af
Yoo this depressed nigga got mad drip, I think he got dripression
Dripression by BagChaserMNC December 30, 2020

dripless fuck 

When someone puts their own birthdate in urban dictionary, saying how nice, pretty and cool they are, when no one really cares.
John: I was born on February 23rd, Im hot!
William: No one cares you dripless fuck.
dripless fuck by SmithMan42 November 25, 2021