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The Dreaded Scoot
The act of the dreaded scoot relies on your partner having shitty matted ass dreads (the longer the easier to complete). To accomplish this power move involves taking your partner from behind, whilst comfortably clapping checks, grasp two hands full of ass dread. In this position proceed to ride your partner as if you were holding the handle bars of a razor scooter.
“Dude as I was getting fucked last night, I fully experienced the dreaded scoot. The grip was so tight my dreads were ripped clean off my butt.”
The Dreaded Scoot by PizzaShopGang May 25, 2021
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The Dreaded Throw and Go
The unfortunate condition of suffering simultaneously from symptoms of both diarrhea and vomiting, brought on by various stomach viruses, but more commonly associated with the consumption of tequila followed by Denny's/IHOP. The patient is usually left in the precarious position of requiring several disposal receptacles simultaneously, with the use of a toilet and a small trash barrel being the best-case scenario. Following its normal course, which may persist for hours, recovery is usually dependent on either rest or additional tequila.
E.g.: Dude, what's that fucking smell?! Josh, did you just Throw and Go in my backseat?!
E.g.:
Q: Anyone seen Cheryl?
A: Yeah, she's been in the bathroom with The Dreaded Throw and Go.
E.g.:
Q: Anyone seen Cheryl?
A: Yeah, she's been in the bathroom with The Dreaded Throw and Go.
The Dreaded Throw and Go by stormyblue007 July 30, 2017
The Dreaded Hey
When somebody you really don't like thinks they can hang out with you. They text you "Hey..." indicating that they want to hang out. Usually followed by a text saying "wanna hang out?"
Person 1- Oh shit, i just got the dreaded hey from Steven!
Person 2- I hate that kid don't invite him over!
Person 1- Alright ill just ignore him.
10 min later...
Person 1- Fuck! he just asked, "wanna hang out?"
Person 2-Ughhh... just tell him your busy.
Person 2- I hate that kid don't invite him over!
Person 1- Alright ill just ignore him.
10 min later...
Person 1- Fuck! he just asked, "wanna hang out?"
Person 2-Ughhh... just tell him your busy.
The Dreaded Hey by Mason Butler November 12, 2011
dreaded bearded clam
dreaded bearded clam by Steve Mac Q March 23, 2006
The dreaded quadrapinch
The dreaded quadrapinch is when you're buying a bag of weed that has to go through 4 different people that all pinch out of it.
The dreaded quadrapinch by zxqjfgtbc November 12, 2009
Dreaded Monk
Dreaded Monk is a noob commonly found in Old School Runescape, despite being maxed while having possibly the worst game knowledge, often blaming a cat for their lack of skill.
Dreaded Monk by DreadedMonksCat April 11, 2023
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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