dr john

The Night Tripper himself, King of New Orleans, Gris Gris Gumbo Ya Ya and Zu Zu Man

They call me Dr John, known as the Nighttripper
I got a sazzle of gris gris in my hands
I been trippin up back down the bayou
I'm the last of the best they call me the gris gris man

dr john by m16 July 11, 2007

Dr John Watson 

Gay for Sherlock holmes

Dr John Watson: So you’ve got a boyfriend?

Sherlock Holmes: No.

Dr John Watson: Right, okay. You’re unattached, just like me. Fine. Good.

Sherlock Holmes: (After an awkward pause) John, um... I think you should know that I consider myself married to my work and while I am flattered by your interest I’m —

Dr John Watson by Neroshrlmp November 2, 2013

Dr. John Money 

The father of modern gender theory. This LGBTbullshit is derived from his work. Not surprisingly, he was a pedohile. Looks up what he did to the Reimer twins.

"If I were to see the case of a boy aged ten or eleven who's intensely erotically attracted toward a man in his twenties or thirties, if the relationship is totally mutual, and the bonding is genuinely totally mutual ... then I would not call it pathological in any way."

-Dr. John Money

Dr. John Money by SeetheAndDilate January 15, 2022

To pull a Dr.Johnson 

To start working on an assignment or a project on the last moment possible, and to submit it without re-checking.
This phrase refers to a habit of Samuel Johnson (a.k.a Dr. Johnson), an English writer (1709-1784), who was known for submitting his work for publication without checking the work

A: OMG, you actually managed to finish the assignment before the deadline this time, even though you told me you started on it just yesterday!!
B: Hehe. Yeah man, I pulled a Dr.Johnson!

This action is called "to pull a Dr.Johnson"

To pull a Dr.Johnson by craylulu.ki December 30, 2014

Dr. Umar Johnson 

DONATIONS DONATIONS. GIFTSSSSSS. GIFTSSSSSS

"Yo bro, what is the snow bunny crisis, and why do you keep telling me I'm a negro?" - Charleston White
"The snow bunny crisis is a term coined by Dr. Umar Johnson to stop the spread of the black brothers from getting down on their knees for these white women." - Kamari Amadu

Dr. Umar Johnson by DrUmarJohnsonLover911 January 23, 2023

Dr. Johns 

One who has a doctorate degree with many circus friends, breaths fire while trying to impress men at bars, sweats bullets profusely, wears the same set of vested long sleeve shirt combos, loves the University of Texas with a passion, only gets 4 hours of sleep (since thursday!), tortures haley, elissa, and kelly, has ruined countless lives and sophomore years, cries when parents speak to her, voice quiver/stutters aggressively, get angry at questions asked by her students, TO THE BENCHES, only speaks about her PLATNUM wedding ring, invites student who dont give a shit about her pathetic life with a fake husband to her wedding in july, is a lesbian, is hated by everyone in westhill highschool and everyone in the world and Mrs. Dodida, PLAGERIZES AP work from other schools to give to her honors kids, is allergic to chalk however decided to dress up as wednesday for halloween even though she gets it in her eye and wont use the chalkboard until she gets a smart board, uses jacob for her light issues, gets "falling finger" therapy, drives for 24 hours straight, drinks only water, doesnt like you to eat tomatos/gum, NO EATING IN CLASS, refuses to give test and quizzes back, twirls fingers and claps hand to get attention, ONLY CLOSED TOED SHOES, loves broken glassware, hates Ilya, and, FOR YOUR INTENTS AND PURPOSES, is a chemistry teacher/she cannot teach if her life depended on it.

-Dude, who's your chem teacher next year?
-Dr. Johns.
-THAT FUCKING SUCKS. SWITCH OUT NOW!

-Why are you crying?
-I had a double with Dr. Johns today.
-Say no more.

-Why is your nose bleeding?
-Dr. Johns just tried explaining chemistry to me.

-Just go to the nurse.

Dr. Johns by Utexas Lover June 25, 2009

Dr. Lawrence W. Johnson 

Was a pivotal founder of the hyphy movement during the 1980's. Was most noteable for the extensive amounts of black pussy he got during his visits to the hood. In fact during an expedition to south bronx in the summer of 1983 he was quoted as saying "im thoroughly knackered from all this rigorous sexual activity with the natives". He died on the 13th of January 2005, from what can only be described as death by "schnoo schnoo".

Horny Lass: Boy im looking for some action.

Innocent By-Stander: Why it sounds like you need a dose of Dr. Lawrence W. Johnson. He's got a sexual appetite which is yet to be satisfied.

Dr. Lawrence W. Johnson by LOZZDOGGY October 16, 2008