Dozent

Describes somebody who his unaware of what is happening, confused. Distanced.

Piss of you dozent twat.

Q-What did Jim say?
A-Who gives a fuck, hes as dozent as a sloth anyways.

by Callum 'the greatest' Ryder August 11, 2008

Yosser's Dozen

A Yosser's Dozen is 9, three less than a standard dozen, and four less than a baker's dozen. The oldest source for the expression "Yosser's dozen" dates to the 21st century in one of Texas' largest suburban areas. Yusuf Khan was known to exclaim, "4 Dozen? That's like 36!", creating the phrase, Yosser's Dozen.

Hey dude, pass me about a Yosser's Dozen worth of eggs bro!

Oh man, I overdosed on a Yosser's Dozen of marijuana pills.

I bought a Yosser's Dozen loafs at the bakery yesterday.

by Sensualtomato August 1, 2012

dorentina

A wonderfull, loving, sexy girl with a big heart made out of gold.
She's an amazing friend and the kind of girl every guy would be happy to get! Yet she's still classy af

She's such an amazing friend, a typicall dorentina.

by whaateverr January 3, 2017

Masturbaker's dozen

The pinnacle of all dedicated feckless cum-shedders whereby the participant aims to ejaculate more than 13 times in a 24 hour period. 13 loads in generally accepted by industry insiders as being the level that separates the men from the boys.

'I did it , I did the masturbaker's dozen! Admittedly the last six were with a floppy and the jizz was purely gaseous, but by golly I finally did it. Now it's off to the doctor for me to get some ointment for the blisters and tennis elbow..'

by Anonymous submissions December 10, 2016

A Cowboy's Dozen

to buy as much of a desired product as one can afford with the amount of money one is carrying.

Cashier: Can I help you?
Customer: I’ll take some of those one dollar scratch-off tickets right there.
Cashier: Sure, how many would you like?
Customer: A Cowboy's Dozen (throws money on counter)
Cashier: (counts money) Soooo, seven then?
Customer: I reckon.
Cashier: Good luck!

Could also be used to exaggerate a story:
Derek: How much money did he say he won on that bet?
Jeff: A Cowboy’s $300.
Derek: Meaning?
Jeff: $200

by iBetty January 10, 2012

idiot's dozen

An idiots dozen is a number, typically 9, that's used as a similar reference to a baker's dozen but referencing an idiot.

He ate an idiot's dozen of cupcakes.

by Rhym September 15, 2017

dozen

A nickname used to mock or insult a person who cannot do anything. The word "dozen" is a wordplay on the word "doesn't". This term is mostly used on K-pop idols, with the origin coming from an NCTzen, (NCT fandom name) joking about WAYV (an NCT group) member Lucas, not being capable to do anything for the group.

@BAEKHUI : lucas shoulda been named 12 cause he dozen rap .. dozen sing .. dozen do anything 🤣🤣🤣

by nahyuckriceseller January 17, 2023