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tour guide who in most cases doesn't get paid, but rather is forced to work long shifts in museums no one ever goes to, in order to fufill a community service obligation.
Dang, It would have been better for the judge to give me 8 months in jail, instead of making me work as a docent in this abandoned crap factory these people call a museum.
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Docent Natuurkunde

Denken dat na een uitleg van zwaartekracht berekenen, alle leerlingen alle stof natuurkunde begrijpen en het gehele concept van kwantum mechanica kunnen toepassen
Docent Natuurkunde by MathRules September 28, 2020
A wonderfull, loving, sexy girl with a big heart made out of gold.
She's an amazing friend and the kind of girl every guy would be happy to get! Yet she's still classy af
She's such an amazing friend, a typicall dorentina.
dorentina by whaateverr January 3, 2017

decent human being 

Isaac seems like a decent human being
he is :]
decent human being by tobp September 2, 2021

halfway decent 

A saying reffering to mediocre, leaning towards the more positive side. Opposite of "mediocre at best".
"This new crab shack is god awful. At least the french fries are somewhat halfway decent."

"This party is terrible, the talk of cake is the only thing that made this party seem halfway decent."
halfway decent by Chris Nagle December 9, 2008

Decent Weinering 

When the results of your sexual encounter leave a girl sightly satisfied, and you're mutually okay with it. She's had better for sure, but your "performance" in the 5-7 minute session somewhat made it worth her time. She won't be telling her friends about it, and that's probably for the best.
"Yeah, we still talk every now and then. I gave her a decent weinering, so we're cool".
Decent Weinering by zhoenixx November 27, 2017

Decentralize 

To slam somebody on the ground; perform a takedown
Subject was violent and ignored lawful orders, resisting arrest, so he had to be decentralized to be taken into custody
Decentralize by Whoopty Doo! January 30, 2023
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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