Dowsche

The area on one's chest that is exposed by a V-Neck shirt.

I shave my dowsche so that i can pull of a V-Neck shirt.

by Jack Spawlding December 5, 2009

Dousche Magousch

One who makes a point to say the most rediculous things at the worst possible time, often to the listeners misfoutune. It is always part of a Dousche Magousch's plan to use this to get a promotion, gold star, etc.

The talk with the boss was going fine, until Richard poked his head in and said, "you forgot to clock out last night!" I was fired. Richard is a fucking Dousche Magousch.

by Andrew Werlinger November 7, 2006

douschenheimer

a person who is dousche to the max that german needs to be added to it
a combination of american and german

gosh sarah is such a douschenheimer

by eruuuuuka August 25, 2009

dousche armada

A group of people all dressing similarly and just all look like dousches. Hence the dousche armada.

* 5 Guys in Polos and Plaid Shorts walk into a bar*
Guy at bar:Holy crap who invited the dousche armada?

by Dousche Armada Spotter August 11, 2009

Dousche

A misspelling of the word "douche."

"Dude, that guy is a huge dousche."
"Douche doesn't have an s in it, retard."

by douche1394 July 17, 2009

douscheberry pie

(n.) One acting so ridiculous he is no longer merely a dousche, but a dousche of a much higher degree.

He stole my hat, so I told him he was a douscheberry pie.

by Missa Britt August 23, 2006

dowche

A word which commonly mis-pronounced "douche". Both have the same meaning, although dowche is more notably associated with Alan Garner of "The Hangover" and his pronunciation of words such as "re-tard."

Alan: "what a dowche, look at that re-tard....CLASSIC!"
Phil: "wtf..."

by Launnie Lomigari November 28, 2009