The point at which you drink so much alcohol, that basic body functions become difficult, near to impossible to perform. Examples include: not being able to talk coherently, inability to stand or walk, falling face first, etc.

Dovered is one of the upper echelons of intoxication. It is right under unconsciousness, but well above hammered or plowed.
Friend 1: "Hey man, did you see Mark last night? That boy was drunk as hell"

Friend 2: "Naww man, with how many times he fell down, he was Dovered"
by King_BB October 18, 2010
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when the administration of the coronabug fauxine kills you. symptoms include denial of death by everyone but you and immediately forgetting to update your instagram, facebook, etc etc that you were on daily. Dedicated to nurse Tiffany and her hyperactive vagal response to pain. (she deserved more)
tiffany got the jab and since she was never seen again, she was rumoured Dovered.
by kingcomment March 21, 2021
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An extremely bad case of Diarrhea, leaving you bed ridden and delirious with fever.
Keith can't make it to work, he's got a really bad case of the Dovers.
by MrGingerTea November 30, 2010
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Dover is a small, seaside town in South East Kent, England. Dover is most famous for its White Cliffs and Norman castle. Dover town center is average, but lots of shops are closed down and/or boarded up. Dover is quite multi-cultural too.
Dover? Yeah, that's a little town in England.
by CharmCat April 24, 2011
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Proper noun. Town on south east coast of England. Pop. around 35,000, 22 miles from Calais.

Key features: Magnificent castle, Roman Painted House, stunning cliffs, United Kingdom's busiest ferry port. One of the Cinque Ports.

Also one of the easiest places in Britain to get one's head kicked in.
Town's official charter: "If you want a fight, try Dover on a Friday night. Some of the head cases here can shove your shit back a fortnight."
by Wizards Sleeve May 19, 2005
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1) Capital city of Delaware

2) A painfully boring country town in the middle of nowhere in Ohio. Unless you're really into American football, this place offers noting fun to do, especially if you don't have money, and getting a decent job around here is even harder than it is in most of America. One redeeming thing is that it isn't crime ridden like Canton, but in Dover, you can die from being so bored.
1) Dover is the capital of the first state of Delaware.

2) All there is to do in Dover, Ohio is to go to bars and leave.
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A Dover is a female of caucasian descent (usually blonde and slutty) with a preference for males of African origin. Observations of this species have shown that..."Once you go black, you never go back"
Danny: O matey, i think i could be in with that blonde and slutty girl over there.

Tyrone: Nah bruv, trust, she is a proper dover, even if you did get near her you wouldn't even touch the sides.
by Manor11a May 15, 2009
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