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To have someone screw you over super hard unintentionally.
Dude did your buddy Dave just take off with that girl you were talking up all night and buying drinks for? You just got dozered son!
dozered by GrannyDozer5000 October 27, 2012
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Burrying someone in dirt while they’re ass up and fucking them till there unburied.
Dozered by GubGub420 August 18, 2019
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The point at which you drink so much alcohol, that basic body functions become difficult, near to impossible to perform. Examples include: not being able to talk coherently, inability to stand or walk, falling face first, etc.

Dovered is one of the upper echelons of intoxication. It is right under unconsciousness, but well above hammered or plowed.
Friend 1: "Hey man, did you see Mark last night? That boy was drunk as hell"

Friend 2: "Naww man, with how many times he fell down, he was Dovered"
Dovered by King_BB October 20, 2010
adj. Origin linked to the word fraggled and similarly suggestive of characters from the television show "Fraggle Rock".

1. To be very severely affected by intoxicants, especially substances that yield THC.
2. A state of confusion more advanced than that suggested by being fraggled
This is one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind. Holy wanking Christ, I'm doozered.
doozered by Robert D Sykes April 26, 2005
when the administration of the coronabug fauxine kills you. symptoms include denial of death by everyone but you and immediately forgetting to update your instagram, facebook, etc etc that you were on daily. Dedicated to nurse Tiffany and her hyperactive vagal response to pain. (she deserved more)
tiffany got the jab and since she was never seen again, she was rumoured Dovered.
Dovered by kingcomment March 20, 2021
Any beating given by drew dober (famous fighter)
Dobered by Malaterre July 25, 2009

Dozerdea 

When anyone comes up with an absolutely impractical idea and believes it makes sense.
Ray-ray got that dozerdea. He stupid.
Dozerdea by Burly January 20, 2013
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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