dozered

To have someone screw you over super hard unintentionally.

Dude did your buddy Dave just take off with that girl you were talking up all night and buying drinks for? You just got dozered son!

by GrannyDozer5000 October 27, 2012

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Dozered

Burrying someone in dirt while they’re ass up and fucking them till there unburied.

Me and my gang dozered your bitch

by GubGub420 August 18, 2019

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The point at which you drink so much alcohol, that basic body functions become difficult, near to impossible to perform. Examples include: not being able to talk coherently, inability to stand or walk, falling face first, etc.

Dovered is one of the upper echelons of intoxication. It is right under unconsciousness, but well above hammered or plowed.

Friend 1: "Hey man, did you see Mark last night? That boy was drunk as hell"

Friend 2: "Naww man, with how many times he fell down, he was Dovered"

by King_BB October 20, 2010

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doozered

adj. Origin linked to the word fraggled and similarly suggestive of characters from the television show "Fraggle Rock".

1. To be very severely affected by intoxicants, especially substances that yield THC.
2. A state of confusion more advanced than that suggested by being fraggled

This is one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind. Holy wanking Christ, I'm doozered.

by Robert D Sykes April 26, 2005

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Dovered

when the administration of the coronabug fauxine kills you. symptoms include denial of death by everyone but you and immediately forgetting to update your instagram, facebook, etc etc that you were on daily. Dedicated to nurse Tiffany and her hyperactive vagal response to pain. (she deserved more)

tiffany got the jab and since she was never seen again, she was rumoured Dovered.

by kingcomment March 20, 2021

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