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a guy who loves to play video games, hangs out with many of homies, but never gets any girls. He will be really weird during the night but very energetic in the morning. If you hang out with this guy you will find his true self, and he loves making naughty jokes. He cracks many jokes all the time from things becoming awkward. If you find a Douzen, make sure to keep your distance not to far but not too close to him.
Douzen is a human
Douzen has a soul
Douzen can cry
Douzen by Ascote February 9, 2023
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Yosser's Dozen 

A Yosser's Dozen is 9, three less than a standard dozen, and four less than a baker's dozen. The oldest source for the expression "Yosser's dozen" dates to the 21st century in one of Texas' largest suburban areas. Yusuf Khan was known to exclaim, "4 Dozen? That's like 36!", creating the phrase, Yosser's Dozen.
Hey dude, pass me about a Yosser's Dozen worth of eggs bro!

Oh man, I overdosed on a Yosser's Dozen of marijuana pills.

I bought a Yosser's Dozen loafs at the bakery yesterday.
Yosser's Dozen by Sensualtomato August 1, 2012

Masturbaker's dozen 

The pinnacle of all dedicated feckless cum-shedders whereby the participant aims to ejaculate more than 13 times in a 24 hour period. 13 loads in generally accepted by industry insiders as being the level that separates the men from the boys.
'I did it , I did the masturbaker's dozen! Admittedly the last six were with a floppy and the jizz was purely gaseous, but by golly I finally did it. Now it's off to the doctor for me to get some ointment for the blisters and tennis elbow..'

A Cowboy's Dozen 

to buy as much of a desired product as one can afford with the amount of money one is carrying.
Cashier: Can I help you?
Customer: I’ll take some of those one dollar scratch-off tickets right there.
Cashier: Sure, how many would you like?
Customer: A Cowboy's Dozen (throws money on counter)
Cashier: (counts money) Soooo, seven then?
Customer: I reckon.
Cashier: Good luck!

Could also be used to exaggerate a story:
Derek: How much money did he say he won on that bet?
Jeff: A Cowboy’s $300.
Derek: Meaning?
Jeff: $200
A Cowboy's Dozen by iBetty January 10, 2012

idiot's dozen 

An idiots dozen is a number, typically 9, that's used as a similar reference to a baker's dozen but referencing an idiot.
He ate an idiot's dozen of cupcakes.
idiot's dozen by Rhym September 15, 2017
A nickname used to mock or insult a person who cannot do anything. The word "dozen" is a wordplay on the word "doesn't". This term is mostly used on K-pop idols, with the origin coming from an NCTzen, (NCT fandom name) joking about WAYV (an NCT group) member Lucas, not being capable to do anything for the group.
@BAEKHUI : lucas shoulda been named 12 cause he dozen rap .. dozen sing .. dozen do anything 🤣🤣🤣
dozen by nahyuckriceseller January 17, 2023

mexicans dozen

A Mexicans dozen is a number, typically 15+, that related to their ability to cram so many people in an apartment or vehicle. Similar in character to a bakers dozen.
How many deep they rolling?

Shit, they got a Mexicans dozen in that bitch.
mexicans dozen by Rhym September 15, 2017
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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