the official scale used to measure the amount of douchebagginess, or douchery, a
person, place, thing, idea, etc, contains
it can be found using the formula:
douchitude = (x)(douche)
0 is the lowest, least douchiest
1 is the equivalent of a douche
2 is twice as douchey as a douche
etc.
it is possible for someone or something to be so high on the douchitude scale, that it goes off the charts and comes back to
zero (exp: dance
360)
man, that ride be so whack, it must be a douchitude of 7
shit, that
guy looking at that
car is so gay, he must be a douchitude of 24