Douchitous
Douchitous is when a douche talks to a non douche and the douchness affects his lungs...causing him to talk like a douche
Douchitous by Dorkola2500 January 25, 2015
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douchiosity
I must say, Jeeves, that Henry's douchiosity surpasses even that of Napoleon's. I dare say he might be the biggest douche ever!
douchiosity by shrimphead May 8, 2008
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doucheous
Rick: "Can I see your iPhone? I wanna play a song, cuz everyone is bored of Creed..."
Hernan: "NO!"
Rick: "Wow... Alright. You don't have to act so doucheous..."
Hernan: "NO!"
Rick: "Wow... Alright. You don't have to act so doucheous..."
doucheous by A Breed of Sushi January 25, 2009
douchecoustic
A sub genre of alternative music played by such artists/bands as John Mayer, Jack Johnson, Dave Matthews and many more. The music makes you feel like an edd hardy wearing, fake tanned, sunglasses at night wearing douchebag. Douchecoustic music is mainly centered around at least one guitar. A true douchecoustic fan only gives the initials of a douchecoustic artist such as DMB for dave matthews band.
Man 1: Whats your favorite type of music bra?
Bra: I like chilling to some douchecoustic while i light up.
Man 1: You get JM's new album?
Man 2: Na, I dont like douchecoustic music.
Bra: I like chilling to some douchecoustic while i light up.
Man 1: You get JM's new album?
Man 2: Na, I dont like douchecoustic music.
douchecoustic by bigpapa13 November 17, 2009
douchious
douchitude
the official scale used to measure the amount of douchebagginess, or douchery, a person, place, thing, idea, etc, contains
it can be found using the formula:
douchitude = (x)(douche)
0 is the lowest, least douchiest
1 is the equivalent of a douche
2 is twice as douchey as a douche
etc.
it is possible for someone or something to be so high on the douchitude scale, that it goes off the charts and comes back to zero (exp: dance 360)
it can be found using the formula:
douchitude = (x)(douche)
0 is the lowest, least douchiest
1 is the equivalent of a douche
2 is twice as douchey as a douche
etc.
it is possible for someone or something to be so high on the douchitude scale, that it goes off the charts and comes back to zero (exp: dance 360)
man, that ride be so whack, it must be a douchitude of 7
shit, that guy looking at that car is so gay, he must be a douchitude of 24
shit, that guy looking at that car is so gay, he must be a douchitude of 24
douchitude by dan y November 18, 2004
Douchitis
Douchitis: The illness or disease of having excessive douche like tendencies, to the extent that it effects loved ones and friends in a negative manner.
We at Douche Patrol are the world's foremost leading authority on douches, douchebags, douchettes, and douchebag behavior in general. We recently launched the Global Douche Initiative in order to combat douchitis worldwide.
We at Douche Patrol are the world's foremost leading authority on douches, douchebags, douchettes, and douchebag behavior in general. We recently launched the Global Douche Initiative in order to combat douchitis worldwide.
The douchitis pandemic is increasing at such an astonishing rate that the global economy is feeling the horrible effects due to douche-like activity negatively affecting workforce activities.
Douchitis by Douche Patrol October 31, 2009
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