douchit 

do-shit & douche it in a lovely combination. Take it anyway you would like. Easy to use in conversation.

Your mom is fat.

DOUCHIT

douchit by HayHay! February 19, 2009

DoucheTron 5000 

DoucheTron 5000 is the robot version of Trump. It is programmed to only lie and fraudulently cheat and alienate all who have the misfortune to cross its path. It automatically grabs any woman's pussy within reach. DoucheTron 5000 also takes massive dumps like its "human" counterpart. Its main weakness is its fragile ego software.

DoucheTron 5000 had a meltdown today when confronted with irrefutable facts and logic.

DoucheTron 5000 by EightBall July 23, 2018

douchetuber 

A phrase originated by Cr1tikal, meaning any YouTuber who uploads content that flexes on the audience, and exploits children for money. These people are the lowest form of humans.

Logan Paul is such a douchetuber, all he cares about is the money.

douchetuber by DuXXDumpster November 26, 2018

douchetacular 

A spectacular example of a douche bag.

No one can deny that Kanye's begging money from Mark Zuckerburg was simply douchetacular.

douchetacular by james savik September 10, 2016

douchetuber 

A term coined by Cr1tikal, also known as penguinz0. A douchetuber, in his words, is "someone with no soul, no morals, no creativity, and no entertainment." These types of people are near the bottom in terms of YouTube, like shit skid that's crusted onto the toilet bowl. These types of YouTubers also exploit children for ad revenue, hold fake giveaways, and flex on their fans. They also tend to have lots of small dick energy.

"Who's your favorite douchetuber?"
"It's hard to pick a favorite since they're all the same"

douchetuber by sjl057 May 12, 2019

Douchician 

\doosh-ish-en\ n.

An adolescent male douchebag, who poorly performs douchey songs in an attempt to impress girls and/or douche whores; despite not having any real musical talent.

Common Characteristics of Douchicians:

- the guitar is the instrument of choice for most douchicians
- douchicians will bring a guitar even if it is not appropriate
- most douchicians have shaggy hair
- douchicians rarely wear shoes when performing outdoors
- douchicians will seize all opportunites to go shirtless

Top 5 Songs Frequently Played by Douchicians:

1. "Original" songs, with a "borrowed" melody, about an ex
2. Wonderwall - Oasis
3. Hey There Delilah - Plain White T's
4. The intro to Stairway to Heaven - Led Zeppelin
5. Time of Your Life - Green Day

Person 1: Why does that guy always bring his guitar and sing "Hey there Delilah" by Plain White T's?

Person 2: He's a douchician, and that's just what douchicians do.

Person 1: Well, he could at least put his shirt back on. I can't believe some of those girls are actually impressed.

Person 2: Those are just stupid douche whores, and douche whores go crazy over douchicians.

Perfect Example of a Douchician:

Family Guy, "Stewie Kills Louis". Season: 6 Episode: 4 of the animated sitcom, shows a short clip of a "douche bag" playing a guitar. The clip comes just after Stewie realizes that he never follows through with any of his plans to kill Louis. The animated clip can be found online at popular video sharing sites.

Douchician by TitsMagee10249 November 22, 2010

douchiosity 

(n) the quality or state of being a douchebag

I must say, Jeeves, that Henry's douchiosity surpasses even that of Napoleon's. I dare say he might be the biggest douche ever!

douchiosity by shrimphead May 8, 2008