Douchitician

(douchebag x politician) I know what you are thinking, aren’t all politicians douchebags? Isn’t this douchism just a little redundant? Well, for the most part yes. However, this term applies to the slim percentage of politicians who first get into politics because they actually care. Once they get exposed to the money and power and begin selling their souls to the devil and become like the other 99% of politicians then they are a douchitician.

During the government shutdown of 2013, Douchiticians from around the country stood in line to get their soundbite and five minutes of fame, all the while fighting for the promotion of self and political party. Meanwhile, the country that they are elected to serve suffers.

Douchitician by Johnny Umuzungu October 4, 2013

Douchician 

\doosh-ish-en\ n.

An adolescent male douchebag, who poorly performs douchey songs in an attempt to impress girls and/or douche whores; despite not having any real musical talent.

Common Characteristics of Douchicians:

- the guitar is the instrument of choice for most douchicians
- douchicians will bring a guitar even if it is not appropriate
- most douchicians have shaggy hair
- douchicians rarely wear shoes when performing outdoors
- douchicians will seize all opportunites to go shirtless

Top 5 Songs Frequently Played by Douchicians:

1. "Original" songs, with a "borrowed" melody, about an ex
2. Wonderwall - Oasis
3. Hey There Delilah - Plain White T's
4. The intro to Stairway to Heaven - Led Zeppelin
5. Time of Your Life - Green Day

Person 1: Why does that guy always bring his guitar and sing "Hey there Delilah" by Plain White T's?

Person 2: He's a douchician, and that's just what douchicians do.

Person 1: Well, he could at least put his shirt back on. I can't believe some of those girls are actually impressed.

Person 2: Those are just stupid douche whores, and douche whores go crazy over douchicians.

Perfect Example of a Douchician:

Family Guy, "Stewie Kills Louis". Season: 6 Episode: 4 of the animated sitcom, shows a short clip of a "douche bag" playing a guitar. The clip comes just after Stewie realizes that he never follows through with any of his plans to kill Louis. The animated clip can be found online at popular video sharing sites.

Douchician by TitsMagee10249 November 22, 2010

Doucheician 

A douchy person that never stops trying to impress you with magic tricks.

Damn your little bro is such a doucheician with those lame tricks.

Why are there so many doucheicians at this party?

Doucheician by JaY&eMMv September 7, 2010