The
official awards ceremony for douchebags, where those displaying the most douchebagginess and engaging in the greatest amount of
douchebaggery are granted honors and
forever remembered for being the douchebags that they are.
"Envelope, please.......and tonights's Douchie goes to............ the loud, obnoxiuos, drunk, greasy
douchebag at the end of the
bar who keeps yelling at the bartender for vodka straight-up on the rocks. Congratulations!!"
"That
guy's on the road to Road to The Douchies!!"