A cult of players from a kingdom far far away in a game called Rise Of Kingdoms, they planned a coup to overthrow the king but failed because Moon didnt like them
1. when a man ejeculates into a woman's vagina, leaving behind a small but powerful nuclear weapon, which can be triggered at will if she should choose NOT to abort the pregnancy.
I am a fan of the pre-emptive strike, that why I always go with doug's drunken deposit of distruction.
A notorious tech repair shop on Abaco Island in the Bahamas. It is known for being a secret gay hookup spot for the locals and has numerous gloryholes in the basement. They do good tech repairs but the rumors about this place are known all over the island.
Ron: I saw Chris coming out of Doug's Place with no computer
When you are at a party after you have taken a big steamy one in the bathroom and realize there is no tp....Doug's monogrammed towel is always an option.
Hey dude, I just pinched one off in that bathroom and there was no tp...so I just used Doug's towel.
A volleyball dad that plans out fancy restaurants when traveling for away games and is intrigued by Jen’s bush. He also gets angry of illicit activity.
We wanted to go to a burger joint but Doug’s vagina changed our plans!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.