Douchka
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bag o douchka
Derived from douche bag, it is a word used to commonly describe someone who is acting as the equivalent of a douche bag, or someone who likes to say dumb things, someone who thinks they are funny and no one else laughs, a one upper,and your all around average piece of crap. a real dildo baggins.
Mike: "oh my name is mike and im a nerd who likes to listen to 50 cent the act all cool but im really just a video game geek. la de da de da!"
Portia: "what a bag o douchka"
Jeffrey: "definitely a douche baggins."
Portia: "what a bag o douchka"
Jeffrey: "definitely a douche baggins."
bag o douchka by Portia&Jeff December 17, 2007
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Douchka • bag o douchka • douchbaggery • Doucheass • Douchekabob • douchfag • douchtard • Douchaholic • douchbagery • douchbauchery
Douchbag Santa
One who buys a gift for another knowing that the other party will not expect it. The gift recipient is then left in a awkward position as they have nothing to give the douchbag Santa.
Douchbag Santa by First DB December 22, 2013
Douchability
The percent chance that an outing will have an insurmountable amount of douche bags hanging around and comparing douche beards and faux hawks. Or talking about who could kick whose ass every five minutes. You might know if you have douchability if you can understand the native bark of a fellow douche bag. It sounds somewhat like a mountain lion raping a bear. They can also be found at clubs dancing in horny trains or fist pumping.
That man walking has a great amount of douchability
Why? He's wearing break away pants to a Kevin Federline concert.That Sigma Kappa frat party has a 90% chance of douchability.They are having a baby oil body builder contest and the first prize is a lifetime supply of wifebeaters and a body butter slip n' slide stripper pole.
Holy shit that guy just punched a hole in his wall from fist pumping too hard.He must have just shot himself up with raging douchability.
Why? He's wearing break away pants to a Kevin Federline concert.That Sigma Kappa frat party has a 90% chance of douchability.They are having a baby oil body builder contest and the first prize is a lifetime supply of wifebeaters and a body butter slip n' slide stripper pole.
Holy shit that guy just punched a hole in his wall from fist pumping too hard.He must have just shot himself up with raging douchability.
Douchability by ShalaneGogilac July 20, 2010
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doucheassery by pendergastastic September 6, 2010