Definitions by jayseabee

expedouches

executing a project in a timely yet inefficient manner without consideration for the quality of the finished product

The Douchebagitron painted the room in an expedouches manner, it only took two hours but it looks like crap. It will take us days to fix that mess.

expedouches by Jayseabee June 24, 2011

joseq 

The resulting text message when a LOSER attempts to text the reply LOSER. The L and R get replaced with the J and Q. Pronounced JO-SECK or JOSE-QUE. Replaces the word loser in the work place where joseq can be used freely.

Hey Joseq, you are such a joseq.
The crew did a joseq job.

joseq by Jayseabee September 5, 2009

douchebagitron 

an act or process to generate a douchebag idea. thinking a really bad idea.

That douchebagitron almost killed me with that last stunt. What douchebagitron came up with that idea?

douchebagitron by Jayseabee April 27, 2009

douchebagitronly 

Describing or comparing to a douchebagitron. A bad idea generator.

Your douchebagitronly brain came up with a great idea for failure.

The word douchebagitronly has all of the vowels: a,e,i,o,u, & y.

douchebagitronly by Jayseabee April 27, 2009

douchbagitron 

an act or process to generate a douchbag idea. thinking a bad idea.

I will mix bleach and ammonia to make a great cleaning agent for the floor. Dude, you are being a douchbagitron.

douchbagitron by jayseabee April 24, 2009