douchenabler
douchenabler by Rachemu September 7, 2019
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doucheballer
Any man or woman stupid, naive and insecure enough to allow themselves to be charmed and taken advantage of by a douchebag or doucheball.
That Jenn is such a doucheballer; she's had more narcissistic/sociopathic assholes inside her than the New York Stock Exchange.
doucheballer by theonlyprof June 15, 2013
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douchenabling
adj. to enable someone who's being a douche.
to let a douche continue being a douche in spite of how insulting it is.
To stay in a relationship with a douche without the expectation that he will ever stop being a douche.
to let a douche continue being a douche in spite of how insulting it is.
To stay in a relationship with a douche without the expectation that he will ever stop being a douche.
Sara: Joe is such a douche.
Jessica: Well then why are you with him? You're just douchenabling him.
He will never stop being a douche as long as you keep douchenabling him.
Jessica: Well then why are you with him? You're just douchenabling him.
He will never stop being a douche as long as you keep douchenabling him.
douchenabling by alister August 31, 2013
Doucheballer
These individuals create the illusion that they have endless amounts of money, clothing, and jewelry. They're attire is usually found in the 50% off section of a bargain basement sale. Their jewelry is often purchased at a mall kiosk. They often carry a large roll of cash, which includes one larger bill at the top, and much smaller bills beneath to give that "baller" illusion. Their car (if they have one) is 10+ years old and usually has a very large wing on the back, and an audio system that sounds like a coffee can filled with nickels being shaken by a paint mixer.
A 92' Civic with 14" spinner hubcaps, and a 2-foot high wing on the trunk...now that's a doucheballer
Doucheballer by DouchebagNews March 29, 2010
doucheable
Term used by female to describe a male who is a douche yet still doable. Can also be used by males in extreme cases of female doucheness.
Eh. I guess he's doucheable.
doucheable by tpoo July 15, 2010
douchenaggery
The act of expressing one's personal opinions in a way that suggests they should be adopted by another, regardless of what they may think.
Dan's douchenaggery reached it's apex when he suggested breast fed babies are healthier than formula babies after the parents of the newborn explained she rejected the breast milk.
douchenaggery by MAB75 June 17, 2009
Douchewibler
Teacher: Timmy what do you want to be when you grow up.
Timmy: I want to be a douchewibler.
Teacher:You mean like Bill Clinton.
Timmy: I want to be a douchewibler.
Teacher:You mean like Bill Clinton.
Douchewibler by BigSexy585 March 27, 2009