1). A phrase uttered in dismay over losing a race in Mario Kart.
2). An insult which cripples anothers self respect, as the victim is haunted by images of fucking douches.
2). An insult which cripples anothers self respect, as the victim is haunted by images of fucking douches.
1). You Douchefucker! You keep getting blue shells in second place!
2). Girl: Are you cheating on me?
Guy: Yes, why wouldn't I?
Girl: You Douchefucker!
Guy: AH! Do I really have intercourse with douches?
2). Girl: Are you cheating on me?
Guy: Yes, why wouldn't I?
Girl: You Douchefucker!
Guy: AH! Do I really have intercourse with douches?
by Storyingtelling Sam May 10, 2006
by Bill October 13, 2004
Describes an individual who has shown themself to be a stupid, very brainless, utterly confused person that causes you to express such disgust with them by calling them this name.
1. I can’t believe you are such a douchefuck, you have got to be shitting me!
2. Hey douchefuck, come over here I said!
2. Hey douchefuck, come over here I said!
by KraussMan April 19, 2008
a stupid, annoying person.
bitches about everything possible.
thinks they are amazing, will refer to you as "my girl", don't expect to be called by your name by a douchefuck.
bitches about everything possible.
thinks they are amazing, will refer to you as "my girl", don't expect to be called by your name by a douchefuck.
by porkchops are us May 8, 2012
by Jason109825 August 1, 2006
by LaureeBrutal September 27, 2006
when someone goes and tells their mom what EVERY single, little thing their sister does...just to get them in trouble. and the enjoy it.
by heygirlhey November 13, 2007