1). A phrase uttered in dismay over losing a race in Mario Kart.
2). An insult which cripples anothers self respect, as the victim is haunted by images of fucking douches.
2). An insult which cripples anothers self respect, as the victim is haunted by images of fucking douches.
1). You Douchefucker! You keep getting blue shells in second place!
2). Girl: Are you cheating on me?
Guy: Yes, why wouldn't I?
Girl: You Douchefucker!
Guy: AH! Do I really have intercourse with douches?
2). Girl: Are you cheating on me?
Guy: Yes, why wouldn't I?
Girl: You Douchefucker!
Guy: AH! Do I really have intercourse with douches?
by Storyingtelling Sam May 18, 2006

by Bill October 12, 2004

Describes an individual who has shown themself to be a stupid, very brainless, utterly confused person that causes you to express such disgust with them by calling them this name.
1. I can’t believe you are such a douchefuck, you have got to be shitting me!
2. Hey douchefuck, come over here I said!
2. Hey douchefuck, come over here I said!
by KraussMan April 18, 2008

a stupid, annoying person.
bitches about everything possible.
thinks they are amazing, will refer to you as "my girl", don't expect to be called by your name by a douchefuck.
bitches about everything possible.
thinks they are amazing, will refer to you as "my girl", don't expect to be called by your name by a douchefuck.
by porkchops are us October 16, 2012

by Jason109825 August 04, 2006

by LaureeBrutal October 02, 2006

when someone goes and tells their mom what EVERY single, little thing their sister does...just to get them in trouble. and the enjoy it.
by heygirlhey December 08, 2007
