douchehat

(n) One who's general lack of intelligence is so grotesque, that it is beyond comprehension.

Jason Jou is a fucking douchehat.

by feature January 10, 2004

Douchehat

An individual who tends to appear in public wearing a douche-bag as a headdress. This act may be associated with an individual who exhibits the character traits of a douche, but typically derive from acceptable contexts, suggesting less malintent. That is, an individual may convey the opinions of a douche in context, but not in their overall life. See "Douche".

Individual 1: "Ben is a douchebag!"

Individual 2: "No, he just likes to argue"

Individual 1: "This is true, we cannot fault him for this, but his sentiments remain distasteful; as a result, he is a douchehat!"

by wordsmith5 July 16, 2011

Douchelation

When a douchebag translates (in their mind) someone's query as a greenlight to offer their negative opinion on a subject within the query, but not the main subject at hand, offering no help whatsoever.

"Hey everyone, Angie and I are thinking burgers tonight. Any suggestions on the best one or your favs?"

"OMG red meat's so bad for u. It's so fatty and stays in ur large intestines for years!"

"Thank you for the douchelation, but I'm asking what the best burgers in town are, not your opinion on red meat."

by Raixor February 16, 2013

doucheassery

an act or acts of jackassery committed by completely douchey people

Tom is up to his usual doucheassery by wearing an Ed Hardy t-shirt and claiming to be a UFC fan

by pendergastastic September 6, 2010

douchearoo

Going beyond the realm of douchebaggery into a whole new level of idiot.

Holy god, that Doug is a real douchearoo

by Zherqua7r July 20, 2008

douchemate

An imbecile, or douche, that works in the same office as you.

My douchemate just spilled his soup all over his keyboard.

by aeamek July 6, 2006

Douchearu

A douchey Subaru owner. Actions of a douchearu include but are not limited to:
•excessive revving
•installing an aftermarket BOV on a stock turbo WRX
•Installing a rumble exhaust, roof rack, and/or tire lettering
•Not allowing you to pass them when you're literally trying to just get around them to take an exit or whatever and they think you're racing
•Hot boxing their Vapes in their Subaru
•Joining a Subaru club

I missed my exit because I got blocked by a Subaru. He thought I was racing him. What a douchearu.

That fuckin douchearu keeps revving at the stop light. Your wrx is stock, shut up.

by SpyderLyfe July 22, 2018