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Cuban, scareface like pronounciation of the word you
Jou know mang?
Jou by Andy December 5, 2003
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journeys • Jousting • joust • joud • Jourdan • journalist • jount • Journicle • Jou • Journie
a funny man that has a laughing disorder. when you're around Jou you cant help but crack a smile. he cheers you up, unless you're pissed off, then its just annoying.
Jou is musical.
Jou fucked a dog
Jou has red cauliflower
Jou is a laughing person.
Jou makes you happy
omg stop laughing, you remind me of Jou.
JOU RULES
Jou by Cyanide Cobain May 3, 2005

jou ma se poes 

Your mother's cunt. A derogatory Afrikaans phrase used throughout South Africa. Can be highly insulting to a stranger, but oddly endearing among friends.

See: poes
Jou ma se POES!
Jou MA!
Se poes.
jou ma se poes by Kobus Visagie February 22, 2004
Jou Ma is Afrikaans for your mother. It is considered quite an insult.
Jou ma se gat - means your mother's ass
jou ma by James Winter August 23, 2006

Jou Ma Se Poes 

A sentence in Afikaans usually used as a diss towards another person.
It translates to, "Your mother's puss"
Some dude, "Wow dude you suck dick at CoD"
Other dude, "Jou Ma Se Poes!"
Jou Ma Se Poes by GragMasool August 23, 2016

Jou ma se poes 

A friendly way of greeting someone in Afrikaans, a language popular in southern Africa.
Person 1: Jou ma se poes
Person 2: Jou ma se poes ook!
Jou ma se poes by Hans69 September 30, 2021
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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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