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The Hispanic accented pronunciation of the English word "You", used by the character Tony Montana in the movie Scarface.
"What the fuck jou talking bout mang?"
Jou by Bono October 6, 2004
Words you can keep
Cuban, scareface like pronounciation of the word you
Jou know mang?
Jou by Andy December 5, 2003
Related Words
journeys Jousting joust joud Jourdan journalist jount Journicle Jou Journie
a funny man that has a laughing disorder. when you're around Jou you cant help but crack a smile. he cheers you up, unless you're pissed off, then its just annoying.
Jou is musical.
Jou fucked a dog
Jou has red cauliflower
Jou is a laughing person.
Jou makes you happy
omg stop laughing, you remind me of Jou.
JOU RULES
Jou by Cyanide Cobain May 3, 2005

jou ma se poes 

Your mother's cunt. A derogatory Afrikaans phrase used throughout South Africa. Can be highly insulting to a stranger, but oddly endearing among friends.

See: poes
Jou ma se POES!
Jou MA!
Se poes.
jou ma se poes by Kobus Visagie February 22, 2004
Jou Ma is Afrikaans for your mother. It is considered quite an insult.
Jou ma se gat - means your mother's ass
jou ma by James Winter August 23, 2006

Jou Ma Se Poes 

A sentence in Afikaans usually used as a diss towards another person.
It translates to, "Your mother's puss"
Some dude, "Wow dude you suck dick at CoD"
Other dude, "Jou Ma Se Poes!"
Jou Ma Se Poes by GragMasool August 23, 2016

Jou ma se poes 

A friendly way of greeting someone in Afrikaans, a language popular in southern Africa.
Person 1: Jou ma se poes
Person 2: Jou ma se poes ook!
Jou ma se poes by Hans69 September 30, 2021
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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