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douchevat

One who is more than just a douche, to a point where they're no longer able to be categorized as a douche; they're a douchevat. They are known for having douche-like characteristics; they lie, use people, and are severely awkward.
Jada: I can't believe the nerve of Justin! He just lied to me again, after I already heard the truth about what he did!

Skye: Don't sweat it; Justin's simply a douchevat.
by The blondie September 16, 2012
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douchevat

One who is too much of a douche to just be a douchebag. This charachter in life is a whole vat of douche. Like at the factory.
brian: "god! Nick is such a douchevat!"
by the hangar October 18, 2008
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Douchelation

When a douchebag translates (in their mind) someone's query as a greenlight to offer their negative opinion on a subject within the query, but not the main subject at hand, offering no help whatsoever.
"Hey everyone, Angie and I are thinking burgers tonight. Any suggestions on the best one or your favs?"

"OMG red meat's so bad for u. It's so fatty and stays in ur large intestines for years!"

"Thank you for the douchelation, but I'm asking what the best burgers in town are, not your opinion on red meat."
by Raixor February 16, 2013
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douchevalanche

When something so douchey happens that it feels like an avalanche came down on you.
When I heard that Nickelback was named "Band of the Decade" by Billboard, it was like an abominable douchevalanche came rushing down upon my faith in mankind.
by diddle bomb December 26, 2009
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doucheassery

an act or acts of jackassery committed by completely douchey people
Tom is up to his usual doucheassery by wearing an Ed Hardy t-shirt and claiming to be a UFC fan
by pendergastastic September 6, 2010
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douchearoo

Going beyond the realm of douchebaggery into a whole new level of idiot.
Holy god, that Doug is a real douchearoo
by Zherqua7r July 20, 2008
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douchemate

An imbecile, or douche, that works in the same office as you.
My douchemate just spilled his soup all over his keyboard.
by aeamek July 6, 2006
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