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Douchebattic 

Will Holmes looks awfully douchebattic today.

douchebagical 

Adjective

1. Used to describe a young adult male so astoundingly self-centered, boorish and lacking in social graces that it must be the result of magic.

2. Much rarer, used to describe a young adult male who is astoundingly self-centered, boorish and lacking in social graces, who also happens to be a trained Magician.

magical douche bag

Douche bag + Magical = douchebagical
Q:Remember that English guy stumbling along the Canal in Amsterdam, yelling and spitting and throwing his empty beer bottle into the water?

Reply: Yeah, he thought very highly of himself.

He was such a douche.

He was douchebagical.

Douchebattalion

a large number of douchebags in one area, typically numbering between 300 and 1300.
Oh God, I barely made it out of Urban Outfitters. There had to be an entire douchebattalion in there.

captain douchetastic 

A person who becomes severely agitated when they are called a douche/douchebag or any other form of the word douche.
Guy 1: Have you met Milo?
Guy 2: You mean captain douchetastic?
Guy 1: Yeah, that's him.

douchetastic 

A contraction of "douche" and "fantastic". Something displaying the qualities of a douche to an extreme or fantastic degree could be described as douchetastic.
"Elf", starring Will Farrel, is a douchetastic movie, because Will Farrel is a douche, and only other douches think he's funny.
douchetastic by Yuliq M'diq December 25, 2004

douchetastic 

someone or something so horribly douche-y and over confident for no reason that it is ridiculous
"is that zach troyer?"
"yeah, he is really douchetastic."
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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