DoucheNap
My new boy toy he is a jerk . You know what he did last night to me . Straight DoucheNap. I was so mad.
DoucheNap by Dee~licious💋 November 3, 2022
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douchenamic duo
Two douchebags seen together, often acting as some sort of collaborative team, which intensifies their douchebaggeriness.
Did you see those two guys in the muscle t-shirts and chin straps hitting on that girl? They're acting like a douchenamic duo.
douchenamic duo by Reeseee May 28, 2008
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douchenado
A huge crowd of fratboys, tourists, and other people that you don't want to be around that invade a cool place and ruin it for everyone else.
douchenado by Ms. Merrz January 2, 2014
doucheassery
doucheassery by pendergastastic September 6, 2010
douchebapper
Douchebapper is when you use a douche on a man via urethra and Jack them off at the same time.
Can also be done in the ass while being rode reverse cowgirl until completion.
Can also be done in the ass while being rode reverse cowgirl until completion.
douchebapper by Pennywisdom March 15, 2022
Douchapalooza
An informal gathering of 2 or more douchebags in a public forum such as in front a movie theater, at the bar of a TGI Fridays, or in the parking lot of the less favored Mall in town.
Douchapalooza by MrsCockson July 30, 2009
urban douchenary
refers to douchebags who dream out disgusting fantasies and then post them on this site as if everyone: 1) knows what the hell they are talking about; and 2) cares.
"Hey... have you ever heard of a Medium Johnsonrod Carolina Hot Sauce Flapper?"
"No... it must be something some urban douchenary made up."
"No... it must be something some urban douchenary made up."
urban douchenary by Arthur J. Vandelay November 5, 2009
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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