DoucheNap

When you start to fornicating and right in the middle you fall asleep . With no explanation.

My new boy toy he is a jerk . You know what he did last night to me . Straight DoucheNap. I was so mad.

by Dee~licious💋 November 3, 2022

douchenamic duo

Two douchebags seen together, often acting as some sort of collaborative team, which intensifies their douchebaggeriness.

Did you see those two guys in the muscle t-shirts and chin straps hitting on that girl? They're acting like a douchenamic duo.

by Reeseee May 28, 2008

douchenado

A huge crowd of fratboys, tourists, and other people that you don't want to be around that invade a cool place and ruin it for everyone else.

The bar was cool until a douchenado from Jersey showed up around midnight. We had to leave.

by Ms. Merrz January 2, 2014

doucheassery

an act or acts of jackassery committed by completely douchey people

Tom is up to his usual doucheassery by wearing an Ed Hardy t-shirt and claiming to be a UFC fan

by pendergastastic September 6, 2010

douchebapper

Douchebapper is when you use a douche on a man via urethra and Jack them off at the same time.

Can also be done in the ass while being rode reverse cowgirl until completion.

The man was so hard while his girlfriend douchebapper him

by Pennywisdom March 15, 2022

Douchapalooza

An informal gathering of 2 or more douchebags in a public forum such as in front a movie theater, at the bar of a TGI Fridays, or in the parking lot of the less favored Mall in town.

I'd love to get a drink, but I don't feel like wading through the douchapalooza at the bar.

by MrsCockson July 30, 2009

urban douchenary

refers to douchebags who dream out disgusting fantasies and then post them on this site as if everyone: 1) knows what the hell they are talking about; and 2) cares.

"Hey... have you ever heard of a Medium Johnsonrod Carolina Hot Sauce Flapper?"

"No... it must be something some urban douchenary made up."

by Arthur J. Vandelay November 5, 2009