doucheapied

One who is occupied by a douche

Carole couldnt pick up her phone because she was at Starbucks being doucheapied

doucheapied by bigapplejen October 24, 2010

douchepiece  

A hands-free phone worn on the ear, used anywhere outside of a vehicle.

It was a terrible first date...the guy wore his douchepiece the whole time.

douchepiece by Juliana Gallin October 15, 2008

Douchefied 

1) the act of becoming a douche
2) one who once was not a douche but now is

• Dude, when did you get douchefied?!
• I have not been douchefied.
• I will douchefy you, man.

Douchefied by MissClassify February 2, 2015