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douche-noggle by yoyoma123456789 April 29, 2011
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DoucheBoggled
The act of being mind boggled by a douche bag (total asshole, jerk, worthless man)! A man that contantly acts like a douche!
Kensi was totally doucheboggled by danni's absurd behavior toward her!
Danielle was shocked when Ken treated her wrongly, as a douche, over and over again. what shocking doucheboggle behavior!
Danielle was shocked when Ken treated her wrongly, as a douche, over and over again. what shocking doucheboggle behavior!
DoucheBoggled by Kensi Dyan September 1, 2011
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douchegoggles
Proper terminology for oversized black 'hipster' glasses. Legend has it that through these useless bifocals, the world actually looks 40% more inferior to you.
Emma's douchegoggles may have caused her to think that Raphael was impressed by her Belle and Sebastien tee shirt.
douchegoggles by Noma D. Plume March 20, 2011
douchenoggle
Used to describe a self-important person who feels the need to wear and use their Bluetooth earpiece at all times, especially in public. A douchenoggle will make every effort to ensure that everyone in the vicinity is made aware of their very “important” call. Also a synonym for the Bluetooth earpiece itself.
“Hold on, I can’t hear you. Let me put in my douchenoggle.”
“Listen, douchenoggle. Nobody wants to hear your stupid phone conversation!”
“Listen, douchenoggle. Nobody wants to hear your stupid phone conversation!”
douchenoggle by Sn@x October 22, 2020
douchenogger
a term used when describing an unbelievable (and usually unnecessarily loud) moron who wears white sunglasses and a livestrong bracelet and hangs out at the pool all day with his girlfriend drinking coors light or some other variation of beer one can buy in large quantities of aluminum cans.
some synonyms are: douche, douchebag, and nogmonster.
("nogmonster" is more of an elevated term, but is a synonym nonetheless.)
a commonly used shortening of this word is: "nog" (not to be confused with the racial slur)
some synonyms are: douche, douchebag, and nogmonster.
("nogmonster" is more of an elevated term, but is a synonym nonetheless.)
a commonly used shortening of this word is: "nog" (not to be confused with the racial slur)
that guy over there looks like a complete douchenogger. i think we should come back later. i'd rather not listen to his shitty ipod stereo all afternoon.
douchenogger by Befera August 5, 2011
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