Elkrampo7's definitions

rawkawesome

Alternative to rawkwome. It too means to be the epitome of both rawkand awesome, but uses the missing syllable lost in the frankenword, rawksome, to become "rawkawesome". It's simply a preference of syllabry.

Concert goer 1: This band is rawksome!
Concert goer 2: I agree, completely rawkawesome!

by Elkrampo7 September 30, 2006

Red Dirt Rump Ranger

A homosexual from central Oklahoma. Derived from the area's famous red dirt, the term uses alliteration when combined with "rump ranger" to describe homosexuals of that region.

I met this guy from Oklahoma City...he was a real RED DIRT RUMP RANGER!

by ElKrampo7 May 22, 2006

outhouse rat

As in "crazy as a..." Indicates a persons mental health...or rather the complete and total lack thereof. Like shithouse rat, only more pc for use in mixed or questionable company wherein one might become offended.

Person 1: What did you do that for?
Person 2: Don't mind me, I'm just crazy as an outhouse rat.

by ElKrampo7 May 22, 2006

incompetence

The state or fact of being incompetent.

I wanted to add an update to my petition, but the website wasn't working correctly, and the webmaster suffers from such accute incompetence that I didn't even get an E-mail.

by Elkrampo7 October 1, 2006

douchebaggler

A douchebag among douchebags. Considered by "average" douchebags to be the cream of the crop of the scum of the earth. Although douchebags tend to run in self-assured packs, convinced of the own superiority, often douchebagglers are considered douchebags by ordinary douchbags.

Douchebag: That guy (eric) is SUCH a douchebag.
Non-douchebag: (eric) is actually the douchebaggler.
Douchebag: What's "the douchebaggler"?
Non-douchebag: You regular douchebags wouldn't understand.

by Elkrampo7 October 1, 2006

frankenword

Exactly like portmanteau, only much easier to remember. Two words are fused together by either joining a common syllable inbredneck or by compromising both (or possibly more) words to create an entirely new word with the combined meanings of both.

I called that rattle-trap pickup driver doing 45 in the fast lane next to an old lady that he was an inbredneck bastard for holding up traffic...of course I said it as I blew past him at 80 miles per hour.

Ex 2: "I heard a rawksome band at the club last night."

Both of these are examples of a frankenword.

by Elkrampo7 September 30, 2006

yutz-up

When a person who can be described as a yutz messes something up to such a degree which can only be attained by them, could only be replicated by a yutz of their caliber, or to such a degree that he/she is eligible for the Delbert Award.

The FedEx delivery driver didn't show up AGAIN! She better not yutz-up 3 days in a row, or I'll have them send it back and ship it UPS.

by ElKrampo7 September 17, 2006