Douche Puff 

Shot out white boy who works at hire quest with a raging bandanna addiction. Also responds to Chocolate chip cookie or Jaquanda

Yo dat nigga be a str8 douche puff yo!

Douche Puff by OG Bobby Hill November 15, 2019

Douche Puffette 

A grotesquely overweight narcissistic amazon woman who believes the world revolves around her, her bad credit, and her inability to control her intake of alcohol. Often reads by flashlight while explaining how your problems relate to her life.

After listening to that douche puffette talk about sobriety I'm totally ready to slam fireball and suck the glass dick.

Douche Puffette by OG Bobby Hill November 23, 2019

douchemuffin

same meaning as the word douchebag but has more zip and playfulness

Boss: Lowly Unpaid Intern,get my coffee and it better be here soon or else you'll be looking in the paper for a new job while living in a cardboard box {leaves room}

Receptionist: That dude's an asswipe

Intern: No,he's a total douchemuffin

douchemuffin by Blair_Mowry_Grant January 22, 2012

douchepuff 

noun. A person who typifies those qualities associated with douchetards and other forms of douche, but are also arrogant and morbidly obese. A douchepuff tends to be closed-minded and reactionary, espousing small-minded and divisive opinions in public. Surprisingly popular.

Fuck, that campaign manager I sat next to at lunch is a douchepuff.

douchepuff by RichardParker October 15, 2010

douchemuffin

some one who is weak, a pansy, or someone who does lots of stupid stuff

Jay Warren is a major douchemuffin

douchemuffin by fagh8er December 11, 2004

DoucheMuffin

his names greg.
and hes a douchemuffin.

henryetta; who tha fuck is that yo

joseph; thats greg

henryetta; oh hes a total douchemuffin FOR SURE.

DoucheMuffin by henryettaIMAGIRL August 7, 2009