Douche Puff

Shot out white boy who works at hire quest with a raging bandanna addiction. Also responds to Chocolate chip cookie or Jaquanda

Yo dat nigga be a str8 douche puff yo!

by OG Bobby Hill November 15, 2019

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Douche Puffette

A grotesquely overweight narcissistic amazon woman who believes the world revolves around her, her bad credit, and her inability to control her intake of alcohol. Often reads by flashlight while explaining how your problems relate to her life.

After listening to that douche puffette talk about sobriety I'm totally ready to slam fireball and suck the glass dick.

by OG Bobby Hill November 23, 2019

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douchemuffin

same meaning as the word douchebag but has more zip and playfulness

Boss: Lowly Unpaid Intern,get my coffee and it better be here soon or else you'll be looking in the paper for a new job while living in a cardboard box {leaves room}

Receptionist: That dude's an asswipe

Intern: No,he's a total douchemuffin

by Blair_Mowry_Grant January 22, 2012

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douchepuff

noun. A person who typifies those qualities associated with douchetards and other forms of douche, but are also arrogant and morbidly obese. A douchepuff tends to be closed-minded and reactionary, espousing small-minded and divisive opinions in public. Surprisingly popular.

Fuck, that campaign manager I sat next to at lunch is a douchepuff.

by RichardParker October 15, 2010

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