Douch Monger

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A person who is not only a total douch, but a complete tool who wears abercrombie and fitch polos tucked into their white shorts, slicks their hair back with hair gel, and wear visors like they were brought to the future from the late 90's

Man, that dudes such a douch monger, I just want to take his visor and punch him in the mouth

Douch Monger by JimmyNuetronBoyGenius September 20, 2009

Words you can keep

Douche Monger

Worse than a Douchbag. A Super Douchebag prick that likes to hang out with other Lesser Douchebag Friends, gathering them around him so he can feel like more of a douchebag than the Douchebags he mongered.
AKA Chandler from Friends.

"Jerry, you fucking Douche Monger, tell your friends to go home!"

Douche Monger by Hazard October 24, 2003

Related Words

Douch Monger • Douche Monger • douchamonger • douchemongercake • douchemongerer • Douchemongery • Urban Douchemonger • douch bag • douch • douch nozzle

douche-monger

One who spreads douche-like behavior. Always an insult. Used in place of douchebag.

-That guys an asshole
-Yeah, he's a real douche-monger

douche-monger by not Dan N. January 1, 2009

Douche Monger

An individual who attempts to buy illegal software at wal-mart.

That douche monger Az tried to buy a yahoo booter at wal-mart.

Douche Monger by Supadupapoopafly October 22, 2006

douche monger

Extreme Douche bag, usually the leader of a small group of douches. Extremely gay and faggish, wakes up underneath another douche bag with his dick in his ass.

Michael you fucking douche monger. Get your dick out of his ass. You were so far in i couldnt even see you.

douche monger by Bill March 15, 2004

douche monger

one who (literally or figurativly) fishes for used or new douches. the true douche mongers are those who make a profession out of this, by selling the douches at a stand of some sort.
also, an insult.

Carl: I heard that he's reblocking the entire first act.
Henry: What about the second act?
Carl: He cut it.
Henry: ...What a douche monger

douche monger by Mikey Masullo May 1, 2006

douche mongrel

one who irritates the hell out of you; see also: asshole, dickwad, douche bag

dude, you're such a douche mongrel.

douche mongrel by Ryan January 8, 2004

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026