1. A person who hordes used douches.
2. An arrogant person who is selfish and thinks only of themselves.
2. An arrogant person who is selfish and thinks only of themselves.
by Elix March 29, 2005
a person who is basically a turd....a kind of a dork........you say this to people you really wanna rag on.........or a person who hordes all the douche for himself for some unknown reason
1andrew: Chris why are you such a douchemonger?
20Chris: I dont know man i just love the douche.....
1andrew:no i meant why are you such a turd but thats sick
20Chris:yeah man youre right i am a douchemonger
20Chris: I dont know man i just love the douche.....
1andrew:no i meant why are you such a turd but thats sick
20Chris:yeah man youre right i am a douchemonger
by so not andrew May 10, 2009
by HPFanatic August 22, 2009
by shmelenix October 24, 2009
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by Charles xavier whiskers IV May 30, 2011
One who practices douchey habits and reflects the douchebag lifestyle. May also like douches. Not to be confused with douchebag, who is simply someone who dresses like a douche.
That man is a douchemongerer.
by douchekiller. August 26, 2009