douche-monger
douche-monger by not Dan N. January 1, 2009
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Douche Monger
Worse than a Douchbag. A Super Douchebag prick that likes to hang out with other Lesser Douchebag Friends, gathering them around him so he can feel like more of a douchebag than the Douchebags he mongered.
AKA Chandler from Friends.
AKA Chandler from Friends.
Douche Monger by Hazard October 24, 2003
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Douche Monger by Supadupapoopafly October 22, 2006
douche monger
Extreme Douche bag, usually the leader of a small group of douches. Extremely gay and faggish, wakes up underneath another douche bag with his dick in his ass.
Michael you fucking douche monger. Get your dick out of his ass. You were so far in i couldnt even see you.
douche monger by Bill March 15, 2004
douche monger
one who (literally or figurativly) fishes for used or new douches. the true douche mongers are those who make a profession out of this, by selling the douches at a stand of some sort.
also, an insult.
also, an insult.
Carl: I heard that he's reblocking the entire first act.
Henry: What about the second act?
Carl: He cut it.
Henry: ...What a douche monger
Henry: What about the second act?
Carl: He cut it.
Henry: ...What a douche monger
douche monger by Mikey Masullo May 1, 2006
douche mongrel
douche mongrel by Ryan January 8, 2004
douche mongrole
douche mongrole by Jesse Whitney July 18, 2006
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