doucer 

twenty four ounce of brew

get me a doucer.
No.
do it, woman!

doucer by dfergf November 24, 2007

Doucer 

also known as a "douce man," a combination of two males and two females of mutual attraction, typically in a situation intended to result in two separate sexual encounters, or in the most douceresque of situations, one orgy;
a textbook doucer usually involves wine, a movie, a large couch, and two very facey guys;
the word doucer stems from the latin root 'dou' which means "two vs. two" and the spanish influenced 'ouce' which means "to moisten,";
National Doucer Week is every November during the second FULL week of the month;
also related, "troucers" and "quocers" are only to be executed by the most experienced douce men and have a smaller success rate;

Example 1: "Harvest Doucer"
Douce Man 1: "Yo, what should we do tonight?"
Douce Man 2: "I don't know, man, I think those freshmen are pretty horny lately"
Douce Man 1: "Perhaps we should douce them?"
Douce Man 2: "Sounds great. I'll pick up the wine, you invite them over"
(followed by several hours of 2v2 gaming down and ultimately, p in v)

Example 2: "Situational Doucer"
Douce Man 1: "Let's drink tonight"
Douce Man 2: "Fuck, I don't really feel like getting drunk, I had a rough weekend"
Douce Man 1: "That's alright, just invite Kenzie and her friend over and we'll douce it"
Douce Man 2: "Perfect!"

Example 3: "Impromptu Doucer"
Douce Man 1: "Oh shit, that's those slutty freshmen over there"
Douce Man 2: "Hurry, game face! Let's invite them to the room"

Doucer by Doucey J November 12, 2013

doucherysm

a common yet often preventable medical condition that can occur when a douche is placed in a position that requires thinking beyond the most basic of decisions such as whether or not to get out of bed and what cereal to eat in the morning.

Oh look Jim is suffering from a doucherysm right now. I told him to let the counselor pick his college classes for him, but he never listens

doucherysm by pendergastastic September 8, 2010

doucherman 

a nick name for a person who was once bullied then becomes successful and starts to be an jerk everyone else, hence being a a douche. first used in the TNT TV show leverage

1. well if it isn't Larry the doucherman.
2. Larry: ha ha you're all peons, look at me now I own 10 houses.

randon guy in the crowd: oh great it's that doucherman again

doucherman by bingbang0 March 5, 2011

Deep Doucher 

Someone who is often found posing in pictures in such a way that could be described as artsy, introspective, deep, or modelesque. This is often done in an attempt to show their "good side" or make themselves look more attractive than they really are. In most cases, deep douchers are found in pictures that are black and white, on the beach, or next to a picket fence. Deep douchers NEVER look at the camera. They ALWAYS look off in the distance as if they are looking ahead to the future. Obviously symbolism.

Rachel: Oh my gosh look at Cole he looks so hawt.
Samantha: He's not really that attractive, he's really just a deep doucher

Deep Doucher by Mr. Weegles June 8, 2011

Uber Doucher 

He who goes above and beyond the call of douchie. Usually found in large social gatherings wearing an Affliction or Ed Hardy t-shirt.

Women are often attracted to their douchie persona but when left broken hearted, friends usually say "I told you he was an Uber Doucher!"

Uber Doucher by Friedo from Chicago May 2, 2011

Deuceronomy 

Having a bowel movement of biblical proportions.

Oh my goodness gracious, God has blessed me. I just dropped a dirty deuceronomy that could choke a camel, so...

Deuceronomy by Scottzers!!! May 13, 2013