Deuceronomy
Having a bowel movement of biblical proportions.
Oh my goodness gracious, God has blessed me. I just dropped a dirty deuceronomy that could choke a camel, so...
Deuceronomy by Scottzers!!! May 13, 2013
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Deuceotomy
Boss: Tony why you are late coming back from lunch!?!
Tony: Sorry boss, I had an appointment.
Boss: Oh, is everything alright?
Tony: Yea, turns out I just needed to get a Deuceotomy.
Boss: That sound serious...
Tony: Yea, it was pretty shitty.
Tony: Sorry boss, I had an appointment.
Boss: Oh, is everything alright?
Tony: Yea, turns out I just needed to get a Deuceotomy.
Boss: That sound serious...
Tony: Yea, it was pretty shitty.
Deuceotomy by A2theEyE January 27, 2018
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Deuteronomy
Biblical literature. Deuteronomy is the fifth book of the Torah and the last book in the section of "Law" in the Christian Old Testament
It has nothing to do with the female genitalia that were written in definition by these jackasses.
It has nothing to do with the female genitalia that were written in definition by these jackasses.
He will not fail you nor destroy you nor forget the covenant with your fathers which He swore to them. - Deuteronomy 4:31
Deuteronomy by BruhTwoPointO July 21, 2021
Deuteronomy 22:28-29
A passage from the Bible which describes how a rape victim must marry her rapist, but only for a price.
Deuteronomy 22:28-29 (NIV)
If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and rapes her and they are discovered, he shall pay the girl's father fifty shekels of silver. He must marry the girl, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives.
If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and rapes her and they are discovered, he shall pay the girl's father fifty shekels of silver. He must marry the girl, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives.
Deuteronomy 22:28-29 by What is Fanbitch? June 22, 2006
doucheronomy
The study of everything that is douchy. A true master of doucheronomy would do certian things as follows:
Wear gold chains
Complain bitterly about their food order and send it back
Stare at another person incessantly
Text on their phone like they were some kind of big shit
Have balls hanging from their pickup trucks
Wear sandals with a big toe loop(this could also be considered a faggot)
Talk loudly on cell phone in public situations
A person of theses traits will have a pungent odor of vinegar which is the main ingredient in douche. They will be unaware of their scent and think they smell pleasant, but in acutality they smell of douche. The only treatment to this malidy is to ingest large quantities of baking soda to counteract their douchocity. There is no cure. This ailment will eventually lead the victim to wear leather pants and drive a mini cooper. Research goes on to address this problem but we are years away from any viable cure.
Call poison control if you see anyone displaying the above traits.
Wear gold chains
Complain bitterly about their food order and send it back
Stare at another person incessantly
Text on their phone like they were some kind of big shit
Have balls hanging from their pickup trucks
Wear sandals with a big toe loop(this could also be considered a faggot)
Talk loudly on cell phone in public situations
A person of theses traits will have a pungent odor of vinegar which is the main ingredient in douche. They will be unaware of their scent and think they smell pleasant, but in acutality they smell of douche. The only treatment to this malidy is to ingest large quantities of baking soda to counteract their douchocity. There is no cure. This ailment will eventually lead the victim to wear leather pants and drive a mini cooper. Research goes on to address this problem but we are years away from any viable cure.
Call poison control if you see anyone displaying the above traits.
David Hasselhoff is a professor of doucheronomy
doucheronomy by Douchebegone May 4, 2011
Deuteronomy
explains gods purpose in giving manna. To show his love for his people and to one day follow his ways again after the Adam and Eve sin. Its also known as the book of remembrance for what god expects and what god has promised
dear everyone
the book of Deuteronomy is a hope for me that i might get to sell my families first 2 cars for a new kia soul
I pray the book of Deuteronomy will guide me to greatness
and my future wedding
the book of Deuteronomy is a hope for me that i might get to sell my families first 2 cars for a new kia soul
I pray the book of Deuteronomy will guide me to greatness
and my future wedding
Deuteronomy by Happy Christian April 10, 2023
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The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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