Double Muff 

The act of eating a muffin out of a woman’s genitalia (aka muff)

Have you ever been double muffed?

Double Muff by DoubleMuffMan February 25, 2025

Double Stuffed Muff 

when the size of your penis is not enough to pleasure a woman, so a finger or two is added to compensate for the lack of size of the genitalia

Sarah said that Spencer had to use the Double Stuffed Muff to satisfy her, because his tiny penis could never reach the orgasmic level.

Double Stuffed Muff by Dick Flowerpot May 2, 2012

double muffin muncher 

A sex act where a guy eats a muffin or any food of his choice while simultaneously having sex in the shower, combining the greatest earthly pleasures of food, sex, and hot showers into one act.

"Yo, I heard after pilates, Brandon did a double muffin muncher with his girlfriend." "No way, I've been wanting to do that for ages, but due to my unrelenting sexual anxiety, I am devoid of the masculine confidence that is required to have a sexual relationship." "..."

double muffin muncher by burntmilkshake December 9, 2020

The Double Muffin  

The state of having exposed fat hanging over the tops of both your shirt and pants as a result of knowingly wearing clothing that is too tight and revealing. Usually used in reference to over-weight women trying to pick up guys in low-rise jeans and tube-tops..

Guy 1: "Dude, that fat chick needs to put some clothes on!"
Guy 2: "Yea, she's totally got The Double Muffin goin' on."
Guy 1: "I think i'm gunna blow chunks!"

The Double Muffin by Nick Purpura March 14, 2009

Double Muffler 

It is a sexual act involving at least three people, two which are male.

Girl, last night Terrance and Jamal gave me the double muffler hard!

Double Muffler by Shandice December 26, 2009

Double Chocolate Muffin

A sexual position involving two African-American or black males penetrating, with their dicks, a crease of fat near the waist in a 'chubby' or overweight female.
Double: Two (Black guys)
Chocolate: Black guys*
Muffin: Referring to the Muffin Top like properties of the fat woman's waist.

*May also embrace males of other ethnicities, including but not limited to; East Indian, Pacific-Asian, Native American, and Polynesian. :P

"Bertha, DeAndre, and Jamal filmed a Double Chocolate Muffin last night!"

Double Chocolate Muffin by 5Dollaaa April 25, 2010

Double Stuffin Muffin 

When a Slammy (SlamWhore,Slampig,Original Cowgirl,or ButtHole Whore) Is mounted in the fetile position while sitting on top of an O.S. (Original Scumbag/Male) with his Hammer of a Dong in her snatch, while another O.S. is behind her fully erect and ready to go and slams his RamRod right in the Slammies rectum.

Double Peneatration the Scummy way.

O.S.#1:"Damn Slammy the way you ride my Sledge is Slamtastic!, You deserve a surprise gift would you like one you dirty girl?"
Slammy:"Ofcourse I would love a surprise aslong it has something to do with your Big Bold Dong!"
O.S.#1:"O haha, Your in for a treat Slam Bam let me tell ya.... Look out behind ya!"
Slammy:AAAAAAAAAA!!!
O.S.#2:"Pass the Jack while I slam my cockasaurus in her crack"

The tales of A Double Stuffin Muffin

Double Stuffin Muffin by SkumBag8 November 15, 2010