Desery

the most beautiful girl and the loyal one and she always cares about you and she is always there for you ! ❤️ she always cares about everyone :)

Desery- cute , beautiful

by :)❤️ November 24, 2018

desert jellies

According to Arin Hanson from Game Grumps: Desert Jellies are what the navy calls it when you jerk off in the shower, since you rarely get any alone time except for when you're in the shower. If you jerk it too much however, it will clog the drain, and your "desert jellies" will float back up to the surface.

This is from their BOTW playthrough btw.

"The shower drain got clogged again," Person #1 said.
"What? How?" Person #2 asked,
"Desert Jellies," Person #1 simply replied.

by potato goddess September 29, 2020

two identical rocks in the desert

Literally the funniest thing you could ever see. It’s even funnier than a scientist who has turned himself into a pickle. However, old people usually don’t understand why this is so funny.

Two identical rocks in the desert: “exist”
Jotaro: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Kakyoin:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Polnareff: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

by Notmyrealname69420 September 23, 2020

Desert Goggles

When a service member deploys to the desert and has sexual relations with an unattractive female. Being in the desert for such long periods of time forces the service member to have sexual relations with a female he normally wouldnt consider state-side. A girl who is usually a 2 or 3 will be a 6 or 7 after months of being in the desert.

Soldier 1: Dude, did you hear Sgt John is banging Sgt Jane?

Soldier 2: What?! Shes hiddeous!

Soldier 1: He must have desert goggles.

Soldier 2: Well, He has been deployed for a while.

by RedRocket02 April 4, 2010

Desert Toad

That mate that has to drip dry after a shower, so as to absorb a maximum quantity of water.

Matts been in the shower for ages, the fucking desert toad!

by RudePill April 23, 2017

Desert Rat

Someone who was born, raised, or has most of their life in the desert and is proud of where they come from because of the beauty the desert holds. Most associated with people for the Southwest; such as Western Texas, New Mexico, Arizona, and parts of SoCal.

She moved to Portland, but will always be a desert rat at heart.

by Victoriaa33 September 28, 2017

YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE

A line said by Arthur Fleck / Joker in the 2019 hit movie Joker. Arthur said this line right before he shot the TV host Murray Franklin in the head for mocking him previously.

Joker: How about another joke Murray?

Murray: No, I think we've had enough of your jokes.

Joker: What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loader with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash?!

Murray: Call the police!

Joker: I'll tell you get you get, YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE! *pow*

by NUBBYNUB December 14, 2019