Dorkophile
Closely resembles a nerdophile. Has an unexplained affinity or attaction to dorky people. Can be male or female.
Dorkophile by Charles Parker. February 24, 2010
Words you can keep
doggophile
doggophile by GloriaTheAnimator October 13, 2017
Related Words
Dorkophile • Derpophile • Deskophile • Dickophile • doggophile • Dogophile • Dollophile • dorsophilia
dorsophilia
From the Latin dorsum (meaning back) and the Greek philia (meaning affinity), this word literally means having an affinity for backs. A dorsophile is someone who enjoys cutting a hole in someone's back and using that hole for sexual activities. Dorsophiles are usually male.
Ah, there's nothing like dorsophilia and the feel of hot, steamy blood gushing from someone's back onto your dick.
dorsophilia by Ben The Chin February 18, 2009
Dickophile
Dickophile by Nykimeow May 3, 2019
Dollophile
Dollophile by anatoro October 26, 2017
Derpophile
Someone who constitutes the epitome of all forms of derping, so much so that he is in love with or has a philia for the concept of derping or being a complete derp. This may include allowing their narcissism to express their stupidity, or for someone who doesn't know anything about anything, also for someone who's existence=Derp
Derived from Derpophilia (a portmanteau of Derp and philia, one of the four ancient Greek words for love, or in pop culture an abnormal fetish.)
Used as an insult towards a person who's existence should be questioned. Highly offensive to those who detest being labeled as derp material, but even more so to those who are unaware of the term derp or the concept of derping (even if they don't realize it).
See derp, herp de derp, Mr.Derp (South Park), enough said
Derived from Derpophilia (a portmanteau of Derp and philia, one of the four ancient Greek words for love, or in pop culture an abnormal fetish.)
Used as an insult towards a person who's existence should be questioned. Highly offensive to those who detest being labeled as derp material, but even more so to those who are unaware of the term derp or the concept of derping (even if they don't realize it).
See derp, herp de derp, Mr.Derp (South Park), enough said
Person 1: I love everything that nobody cares about, and I think that I am sooo cool.
Person 2: SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU NARCISSISTIC DERPOPHILE!!!!!! PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH!!!!!!!!! BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!!!
Global History Classroom Ditz who may or may not be smarter than she acts, most likely the latter: So, like, when did Europe stop with the whole invading each other thing?
Global History teacher: Um, I'm not sure if that's relevant...
Me (mentally being indignant): SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH, YOU DERPOPHILE AND DON'T DISTRACT OUR HISTORY CLASS ANY LONGER!!!!!!!!!!!
Me expressing indignation towards an ignorant person: SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU PATHETIC DERPOPHILE!!!!!!!
Ignorant person: What's a derpophile?
Me: *facepalm* I'm not even going to answer that question.
Person 2: SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU NARCISSISTIC DERPOPHILE!!!!!! PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH!!!!!!!!! BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!!!
Global History Classroom Ditz who may or may not be smarter than she acts, most likely the latter: So, like, when did Europe stop with the whole invading each other thing?
Global History teacher: Um, I'm not sure if that's relevant...
Me (mentally being indignant): SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH, YOU DERPOPHILE AND DON'T DISTRACT OUR HISTORY CLASS ANY LONGER!!!!!!!!!!!
Me expressing indignation towards an ignorant person: SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU PATHETIC DERPOPHILE!!!!!!!
Ignorant person: What's a derpophile?
Me: *facepalm* I'm not even going to answer that question.
Derpophile by Truthinessspokenw/indignation January 3, 2012
Dogophile
Dogophile by Joules Plumpingdick January 14, 2009
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dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!