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Dorkophile

Closely resembles a nerdophile. Has an unexplained affinity or attaction to dorky people. Can be male or female.
Wow! that chick is such a dork! you like her? Are you a dorkophile or something?
by Charles Parker. February 24, 2010
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doggophile

a dog that likes underage humans is a doggophile
hey i think that dogs wants to hump your kid... yea my dog is a doggophile
by GloriaTheAnimator October 13, 2017
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dorsophilia

From the Latin dorsum (meaning back) and the Greek philia (meaning affinity), this word literally means having an affinity for backs. A dorsophile is someone who enjoys cutting a hole in someone's back and using that hole for sexual activities. Dorsophiles are usually male.
Ah, there's nothing like dorsophilia and the feel of hot, steamy blood gushing from someone's back onto your dick.
by Ben The Chin February 18, 2009
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Dickophile

An avid lover of dick.
Most girls like dick, but she is a full on dickophile.
by Nykimeow May 3, 2019
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Dollophile

When you're into sex dolls or blowup dolls
Koji: Oh also I'm not gay or anything just to be clear, im just a dollophile
Ana: nice
by anatoro October 26, 2017
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Derpophile

Someone who constitutes the epitome of all forms of derping, so much so that he is in love with or has a philia for the concept of derping or being a complete derp. This may include allowing their narcissism to express their stupidity, or for someone who doesn't know anything about anything, also for someone who's existence=Derp

Derived from Derpophilia (a portmanteau of Derp and philia, one of the four ancient Greek words for love, or in pop culture an abnormal fetish.)

Used as an insult towards a person who's existence should be questioned. Highly offensive to those who detest being labeled as derp material, but even more so to those who are unaware of the term derp or the concept of derping (even if they don't realize it).

See derp, herp de derp, Mr.Derp (South Park), enough said
Person 1: I love everything that nobody cares about, and I think that I am sooo cool.

Person 2: SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU NARCISSISTIC DERPOPHILE!!!!!! PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH!!!!!!!!! BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!!!

Global History Classroom Ditz who may or may not be smarter than she acts, most likely the latter: So, like, when did Europe stop with the whole invading each other thing?

Global History teacher: Um, I'm not sure if that's relevant...

Me (mentally being indignant): SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH, YOU DERPOPHILE AND DON'T DISTRACT OUR HISTORY CLASS ANY LONGER!!!!!!!!!!!

Me expressing indignation towards an ignorant person: SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU PATHETIC DERPOPHILE!!!!!!!

Ignorant person: What's a derpophile?

Me: *facepalm* I'm not even going to answer that question.
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Dogophile

A person who is in to both beastiality and pedophilia.
yo mang, ashers dad is so a dogophile toward my dawg
by Joules Plumpingdick January 14, 2009
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