A dorkamorphus is someone who is an absolute dork. Not just a dork, but a dork who has evolved - morphed - into something of a higher dork level. Calling someone dorkamophus is almost a “ur mom gay” tier level
insult, and shouldn’t be used lightly. Attributes of people who fall into the dorkamorphus category are usually stinky, dumb and
play fortnite.
Donkey:
Shrek, why didn’t Fiona marry Lord Farquaad?
Shrek: Because Donkeh, he’s a dorkamorphus
Donkey: ...Periodt