A dorkamorphus is someone who is an absolute dork. Not just a dork, but a dork who has evolved - morphed - into something of a higher dork level. Calling someone dorkamophus is almost a “ur mom gay” tier level insult, and shouldn’t be used lightly. Attributes of people who fall into the dorkamorphus category are usually stinky, dumb and play fortnite.
Donkey: Shrek, why didn’t Fiona marry Lord Farquaad?
Shrek: Because Donkeh, he’s a dorkamorphus
Donkey: ...Periodt
Shrek: Because Donkeh, he’s a dorkamorphus
Donkey: ...Periodt
by dcminicisgay November 30, 2019