dorkatard

a reference to a less than popular person, who also unintentionally does very stupid things.

That guy is a real dorkatard!

by Br33zE February 23, 2009

Darktard

A Burning Man attendee who displays their stupidity by lying down on the Playa at night without blinkies or glow sticks to warn art cars and bicycles of their presence.

See also: speed bump.

Burner 1: "Captain Oops was taken to a med tent last night! He was run over by an octopus out on the Playa!"

Burner 2: "Did he have any blinkies on?"

Burner 1: "No."

Burner 2: "What a darktard."

by Pornj Julius April 30, 2011

dorkatron

extremely dorky

that guy is a dorkatron

by emotastic person September 26, 2008

dorktard

a person thet is a retard and a total freakin' dork at the same time

person who looks up "dorktard" on urban dictionary.com

by charlie williams December 6, 2003

dorkboarder

Anyone who posts on internet message boards supporting racism or child pornography.

Reese wrote on the internet that he gets sweaty when he thinks of little boys and klan members. He is a dorkboarder.

by Kasso Fun Dio October 24, 2006

Dorkward

To be awkward because you're such a fucking nerd.

When Sheldon from Big Bang attempts to use sarcasm. Dorkward.

by my mAin Hack June 14, 2016

dorkward

That point in time when a parent overstays their short welcome with their adolescent's friends.

That feeling a parent gets that emanates from the back of a car - usually accompanied by uncomfortable silence from a teen.

That feeling an adolescent gets in front of their friends - when their parents say anything remotely friendly, clever or welcoming beyond hello.

Phil Dunfy.

Angie felt completely dorkward when her Dad would NOT speak with her friends. How could he be so embarrassing?
The next day Angie felt completely dorkward when her Dad spoke with her friends. How could he be so embarrassing?

Although he tried covering up, Phil Dunfy felt completely dorkward with Hayley at college orientation.

Each Saturday Kylie felt dorkward whenever it was her Dad's turn to take her and three girl friends for the 20 minute ride to athletics.

by GregFresser September 26, 2013