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Darktard
A Burning Man attendee who displays their stupidity by lying down on the Playa at night without blinkies or glow sticks to warn art cars and bicycles of their presence.
See also: speed bump.
See also: speed bump.
Burner 1: "Captain Oops was taken to a med tent last night! He was run over by an octopus out on the Playa!"
Burner 2: "Did he have any blinkies on?"
Burner 1: "No."
Burner 2: "What a darktard."
Burner 2: "Did he have any blinkies on?"
Burner 1: "No."
Burner 2: "What a darktard."
Darktard by Pornj Julius April 30, 2011
Related Words
dorkatard • dorktard • Dorkward • darktard • Dokitard • Donktard • dhurkatard • Donkatar • Doriatarian • dorkataur
dorktard
dorktard by charlie williams December 6, 2003
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Reese wrote on the internet that he gets sweaty when he thinks of little boys and klan members. He is a dorkboarder.
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Dorkward
Dorkward by my mAin Hack June 14, 2016
dorkward
That point in time when a parent overstays their short welcome with their adolescent's friends.
That feeling a parent gets that emanates from the back of a car - usually accompanied by uncomfortable silence from a teen.
That feeling an adolescent gets in front of their friends - when their parents say anything remotely friendly, clever or welcoming beyond hello.
Phil Dunfy.
That feeling a parent gets that emanates from the back of a car - usually accompanied by uncomfortable silence from a teen.
That feeling an adolescent gets in front of their friends - when their parents say anything remotely friendly, clever or welcoming beyond hello.
Phil Dunfy.
Angie felt completely dorkward when her Dad would NOT speak with her friends. How could he be so embarrassing?
The next day Angie felt completely dorkward when her Dad spoke with her friends. How could he be so embarrassing?
Although he tried covering up, Phil Dunfy felt completely dorkward with Hayley at college orientation.
Each Saturday Kylie felt dorkward whenever it was her Dad's turn to take her and three girl friends for the 20 minute ride to athletics.
The next day Angie felt completely dorkward when her Dad spoke with her friends. How could he be so embarrassing?
Although he tried covering up, Phil Dunfy felt completely dorkward with Hayley at college orientation.
Each Saturday Kylie felt dorkward whenever it was her Dad's turn to take her and three girl friends for the 20 minute ride to athletics.
dorkward by GregFresser September 26, 2013
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