dorktator

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An extremely dorky person, often referred to as "the commander of the Dork Army".

You have a Lord of the Rings weapon collection? You are such a Dorktator.

Only a Dorktator would memorize Les Miserables in its entirety.

Don't question the Dorktator!
Heil Dorktator!

dorktator by TheDorktator August 10, 2016

Words you can keep

Dicktator

A dictator that happens to be a real dick or asshole

Hitler was a true dicktator who threw a tantrum because he didn't get into art school.

Dicktator by KevinHughes21 September 2, 2016

Related Words

dorktator • Dorkator • Dorkatorus rex • Dicktator • dicktatorship • Doctator • doctatorship • Danktator • Dicktatorial • dicktatorshit

Dicktator

One who, while recieving head, forces their partner's head up and down their shaft.

Girl 1: How was your hook-up last night?
Girl 2: It was going well, but then I went down on him and he's a total dicktator!
Girl 1: Oh snap, thats so demeaning!

Dicktator by theopressed11 July 19, 2009

dicktatorship

The totalitarian government ruled by the phallace.

Chick A: So turns out Rory's addicted to midgetporn. He wants me to dress up as a wood elf for halloween.
Chick B: Dude, too bad men are ruled completely by their penises.
Chick A: Fo sho. What a dicktatorship.

dicktatorship by pissamind November 22, 2009

Covid Doctator

Mixture of COVID, doctor and dictator

A medical person who takes pleasure in bossing other people around, using her/his level of seniority. Apparently is an ?expert with regards to treatment of COVID. Does not see any patient with COVID by themselves, but makes others see on their behalf.

DOCTATOR - mixture of (DOCTOR and DICTATOR)

That doctor who has not attempted to see a single patient with suspected COVID is forcing me to treat this patient. That person is a real ‘Covid Doctator’.

Covid Doctator by Subserventmedic June 23, 2020

DICKtatorship

To be controlled or dominated by a man

Guy1 "Dude my girlfriend wont let me do anything"
Guy2 "that sucks dude but i aint a pussy, i own my woman, its a DICKtatorship"

DICKtatorship by Wildo 69 April 1, 2010

dorkatard

a reference to a less than popular person, who also unintentionally does very stupid things.

That guy is a real dorkatard!

dorkatard by Br33zE February 23, 2009

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026